hating housework

[Dr. Furface]

I too am allergic to housework. Brings me out in a filthy temper.


oh and gardening, even though I'm middle aged and meant to love it.

Housework I can deal with if I'm in the right mood, but gardening? Fuck that!

Unfortunately this has just reminded me that I said I'd mow the lawn this weekend. I hate doing that too but as it's not really gardening I can just about manage it.

 

[Pip]

I met someone on OKCupid who was meant to come on Thursday to do some cleaning.

I got an email on Wednesday saying he wasn't well

He's meant to be coming next week instead - if he doesn't turn up, I'll kill him.

Mind you, my newest sub has offered several times to do my cleaning. He's in bloody Dover though

I was going to suggest madz get some chump to don a French maid's apron and lick her skirting clean, but thought better of sullying suburban

 

[sojourner]

I did two whole hours of the fucking stuff this morning. Got up at 8 with a minging migraine, decided I was going to work through it, so tackled the living room, kitchen, and bathroom. 2 fucking hours man And it didn't clear the migraine, just made it worse.

Housework = shite

nice to have a clean house but is it really worth the effort?