Has the Queen died?

[brogdale]

Would they tell us with just a few days left of the consumer fest?

So...the evidence?

• The "previously planned" road closures around Buckingham Palace (to deal with 'terrorist threat'
• 30 Charities handed over to the other members of the RF
• Both Brenda & Phil reported as having "heavy head colds"
• The last minute cancellation train trip to Sandringham
• Charles Windsor on R4 'Today' "thought for the day" bigging up his Xtian/defender of the faith credentials today.
• Helicopter trip to Sandringham...no actual images of the monarch.

What do we reckon Urban?
Croaked/not croaked?

 

[emanymton]

Fingers crossed.

 

[killer b]

Nah, it's 2016. They're only taking them from our team this year.

 

[danny la rouge]

Good conspiracy!

Why would they hide it? And when til? After the Christmas Broadcast? After the NY honours list?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Gets it out of the way, I guess. Wish they'd just announce it now. That way I can endure Christmas and Brenda's death in one go.

 

[brogdale]

Good conspiracy!

Why would they hide it? And when til? After the Christmas Broadcast? After the NY honours list?

On ice till the sales are over?

 

[jakethesnake]

Would they tell us with just a few days left of the consumer fest?

So...the evidence?

• The "previously planned" road closures around Buckingham Palace (to deal with 'terrorist threat'
• 30 Charities handed over to the other members of the RF
• Both Brenda & Phil reported as having "heavy head colds"
• The last minute cancellation train trip to Sandringham
• Charles Windsor on R4 'Today' "thought for the day" bigging up his Xtian/defender of the faith credentials today.
• Helicopter trip to Sandringham...no actual images of the monarch.

What do we reckon Urban?
Croaked/not croaked?

nice.... this is going on face book

 

[pengaleng]

it'd fuck up the BBC christmas tv schedule

 

[kenny g]

She probably has pneumonia and is definitely on the way out soon. Not a bad way to go if that is the case. Happened to my granddad in a couple of days. You get to a certain age when the body just can't be arsed anymore.

 

[danny la rouge]

On ice till the sales are over?

Ooh! Royal Funeral On Ice!

Robin Cousins must be working overtime to get the production ready.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Second thoughts. I want one day off work at least when this happens. They'll just steal boxing day or something if she dies now.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

nice.... this is going on face book

tweet it too.

 

[brogdale]

She probably has pneumonia and is definitely on the way out soon. Not a bad way to go if that is the case. Happened to my granddad in a couple of days. You get to a certain age when the body just can't be arsed anymore.

tbh, faced with having to host POTUS Trump, it makes sense to shuffle off.

 

[gosub]

it'd fuck up the BBC christmas tv schedule

£10 says she'll be on the Beeb 3 o'clock on Sunday

 

[danny la rouge]

£10 says she'll be on the Beeb 3 o'clock on Sunday

But will her lips be moving?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

£10 says she'll be on the Beeb 3 o'clock on Sunday

If she's died, she'll be on the beeb all fucking day on Sunday.

 

[kenny g]

But will Farage be invited to the funeral??

 

[Mr.Bishie]

£10 says she'll be on the Beeb 3 o'clock on Sunday

And how would you know it wasn't a recording from last years guff?

 

[Pickman's model]

But will her lips be moving?

It's amazing what they can do with cgi

 

[brogdale]

But will her lips be moving?

A spokesman would only confirm that the couple had left Buckingham Palace. A spokeswoman declined to comment further when asked about the health of the Queen and the duke.

Earlier, a spokeswoman confirmed that the Queen’s Christmas message would be broadcast as usual at 3pm on Christmas Day. “It is recorded some time in advance,” the spokeswoman said.

Helicopter flies royals to Sandringham as illness changes travel plans​

 

[danny la rouge]

It's amazing what they can do with cgi

CorGIes.

 

[emanymton]

Helicopter flies royals to Sandringham as illness changes travel plans​

Key point

It is recorded some time in advance

 

[emanymton]

Come on, let me end the year on a high note!

 

[danny la rouge]

Ooh! Royal Funeral On Ice!

Robin Cousins must be working overtime to get the production ready.

Royal grave digger earlier today.

 

[gosub]

And how would you know it wasn't a recording from last years guff?

Cos (a) she recorded this years in October, and if she had less than 3 days to live they wouldn't have whacked her in a helicopter.


proper speculation starts Xmas day if she doesn't go to church in Sandringham.

 

[Argonia]

The queen is dead, boys

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Cos (a) she recorded this years in October, and if she had less than 3 days to live they wouldn't have whacked her in a helicopter..

ah but they might if she and phillie were already dead.

 

[brogdale]

Cos (a) she recorded this years in October, and if she had less than 3 days to live they wouldn't have whacked her in a helicopter.


proper speculation starts Xmas day if she doesn't go to church in Sandringham.

The proper speculation starts today; no-show at the church = dead-cert!

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Cos (a) she recorded this years in October

So they say. It's the same speech year in year out. Bit of photoshopping to change dress colour ftw.

 

[gosub]

ah but they might if she and phillie were already dead.

Then they'd of got Queen's flight to do it , not a charter they can't threaten with 10 years in the stockade