Awww, I think he's amazing. To still be such a legend and still dancing at 80, well you can't really knock it can you?
Erm, because you were 5 and he was nearly 50.
this thread is making me laugh lots
happy Birthday Brucie..
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this thread is making me laugh lots
this thread is making me laugh lots
Which is more than that high-stepping, surplus-chinned, toupee-topped, lecherous old cock ever did
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
You just hate him cause he's stuck in your head. Complete this catchphrase.
'Here they are, they're so appealing...'
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Agreed. He's the kind of man who'd pinch a lass' arse when drunk and say "don't be shy; you're mother wasn't". The repugnant fuck weasle.
Derek & Clive -
"Bruce Forsyth"
[ from the album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) ]
CLIVE:
You'll never compete with Bruce Forsyth on a Saturday evening because .....
(in silly Bruce Forsyth voice: )
He's really chummy! Isn't he really chummy?! Really, isn't he?! I'n' 'e nice! I'n' 'e!! Come on, enjoy yourself! (laughing) Come on, Dudley, ha-a-a-a-a!!
Got Dudley on the show, let's have a tune (random plonking on piano) Ah-ha-ha-ha!! Have a tune, come on!! Ha ha!! Have a tune!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
CUT IT - THIS CUNT WON'T WORK, GET ANOTHER IN.
(background laughter)
Never mind! Anthea! Anthea!! Hello, love! Anthea, come over here, will you, ye-hes!!
(sings and plonks piano: ) #Oh, I can't sing and I can't dance 'n' anything else as well!
Ah ha-ha ha ha-ha!
Never mind, have some cunt from the audience - Hello! Cunt-from-the-audience, here, come in, make a fool of yourself.
(plonks piano: ) #Deh de-deh-deh .....
Edit it together, run it - I'm pissing off home, thank you.
"Bruce Forsyth"
[ from the album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) ]
CLIVE:
You'll never compete with Bruce Forsyth on a Saturday evening because .....
(in silly Bruce Forsyth voice: )
He's really chummy! Isn't he really chummy?! Really, isn't he?! I'n' 'e nice! I'n' 'e!! Come on, enjoy yourself! (laughing) Come on, Dudley, ha-a-a-a-a!!
Got Dudley on the show, let's have a tune (random plonking on piano) Ah-ha-ha-ha!! Have a tune, come on!! Ha ha!! Have a tune!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
CUT IT - THIS CUNT WON'T WORK, GET ANOTHER IN.
(background laughter)
Never mind! Anthea! Anthea!! Hello, love! Anthea, come over here, will you, ye-hes!!
(sings and plonks piano: ) #Oh, I can't sing and I can't dance 'n' anything else as well!
Ah ha-ha ha ha-ha!
Never mind, have some cunt from the audience - Hello! Cunt-from-the-audience, here, come in, make a fool of yourself.
(plonks piano: ) #Deh de-deh-deh .....
Edit it together, run it - I'm pissing off home, thank you.
I can't tapdance now. So what? Does being able to tapdance over-ride any other factors? Like being an unfunny, oily prick?
Well I like him dammit and I won't be bullied into thinking otherwise.
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
Well I like him dammit and I won't be bullied into thinking otherwise.
Is that what I was doing? I thought I was just insulting the vile Light Entertainment fucknugget, not trying to change your mind
The Derek and Clive sketch is really funny (as all their material is), but I'm sure even they didn't actually hate Bruce, you silly sausage.
Well who's to say? I can imagine Cook having no time for him, but I didn't actually claim they did, just thought it was apposite.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
By that time Peter Cook despised most people, including himself. Poor bastard.
zoooo
zero tolerance for walkers
There's a gag in there somewhere and I just can't quite get at it.
Eighty today..
Mr Saturday Night..
From the days when the tele was worth watching..
Happy Birthday Bruce, my nan liked you and my daughter thinks you are funny.
He's a legend on Strictly come dancing
I'm happy to say I've never seen it, and never plan on doing so.
