Han Solo OR Indiana Jones?

[Belushi]

You think Han can't get some action?

Theres always Chewey for those long, lonely nights out in space...

 

[Santino]

Han with one of his space groupies:

 

[SpookyFrank]

where's Jack Ryan?

Wasn't that Alec Baldwin?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Theres always Chewey for those long, lonely nights out in space...

I don't expect a boy wookie looks much different from a girl wookie either so you could easily pretend it wasn't gay

 

[kyser_soze]

Ford plays Ryan in Patriot Games, the drugs one in South America and one other...Baldwin played him in Red October, but Ben Affleck played him in Sum of All Fears.

 

[gsv]

Indy's cooler, but lives in a more racist franchise
So Han.

GS(v)

 

[gsv]

I don't expect a boy wookie looks much different from a girl wookie either so you could easily pretend it wasn't gay

Chewie, and his lower-budget wife (right), dad (below) and son.
You be the judge


GS(v)