Hamlet v Hungerford 14 Sept

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by Bugpowder Dust, Sep 14, 2019.

  1. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    I love you but that's a dive.
     
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  2. pettyboy

    pettyboy Well-Known Member

    Millennial football fan, reared on Robert Pires, in "diving is actually good" shocker.
     
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  3. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    I've chosen to read that as Robert Pires hand-reared you like an abandoned baby wombat.
     
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  4. pompeydunc

    pompeydunc Well-Known Member

    It's a dive AND a penalty. He has just majorly reduced the chance of it being given by adding the swan dive element. Sorry to mention swans in your presence...I know you are sensitive about them.

    I like this article about that Pries dive - Despicable divers sink to new depths. I was at that game, and it was right in front of me in the away end. Don't think I took it too well. On the plus side, I met Sergeant Bob Cryer before in the pub before the game.
     
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  5. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    I can see why the referee doesn't give the penalty. That ankles together bunny-hop looks like a dive. Don't break your stride and their bloke takes the leg (it's not a "bad" challenge that's likely to cause an injury) and it's a penalty. (Unless you're Nyren Clunis, then he takes your leg, you stumble, regain your balance, ,lose the ball, and it's still not a penalty!)

    I hate the way penalty decisions are a game of chess these days. It used to seem much more obvious.
     
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  6. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    "Majorly"?? Does that Trump "bigly"?
     
  7. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Fuck swans!
     
  8. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    With your previous allegiance shouldn’t that be Fuck a Duck?
     
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