Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics (cheer me up)

[Dhimmi]

You call Glastonbury Glasto
You'd like to go there one day
When they put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away

See that's me. Also Joy Division Oven Gloves.

 

[sambaqueen]

'Mariella Frostrup does lots of voice overs and nothing much else yet she seems to get by!'

''Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is? Well we know what you like so don't ever come near Stroud. Its a bad review, a bbb bad review oh no, me girlfriend's fuming'

'Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins, you're hard, you're hard!'


Why don't they come south more often... we need HMHB!

 

[William of Walworth]

Also Joy Division Oven Gloves.

The nuttier fans were wearing those at the Shepherds Bush Empire gig in December 2006!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled
Your stab at solar heating just left me cold
I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan
Therefore henceforth

I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo

Chuffing genius, that lad.

 

[butchersapron]

F***king 'Ell, It's David Lloyd (27/07/08)

David 'Bumble' Lloyd, the slightly mad ex-England cricketer, umpire and team coach and now Sky Sports commentator, is a bit of fan of the band, it seems. There was a mention in his column on the Sky Sports website last month, and during the Twenty-20 cup final yesterday, he described Geraint Jones' pink wicketkeeping attire as "like Joy Division Oven Gloves"...

http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/news/index.htm

 

[Annierak]

I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
What’s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
“That was a ten pound note!”

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass Man Bag
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number 252

Here come the Barmy Army
They’re absolutely crazy
Bart, Elvis and the baby
Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch

 

[badseed]

Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch

That line is delivered beautifully

 

[Annierak]

That line is delivered beautifully

 

[butchersapron]

F***king 'Ell, It's David Lloyd (27/07/08)

David 'Bumble' Lloyd, the slightly mad ex-England cricketer, umpire and team coach and now Sky Sports commentator, is a bit of fan of the band, it seems. There was a mention in his column on the Sky Sports website last month, and during the Twenty-20 cup final yesterday, he described Geraint Jones' pink wicketkeeping attire as "like Joy Division Oven Gloves"...

http://cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/news/index.htm

David Lloyd update

Losing my Mojo

I had a bit of a disappointment this week, involving my favourite band The Fall.

A few weeks ago, their lead singer Mark E Smith was presented with a Mojo Award - but in typical fashion he gave it away because he didn't want it.

It's fallen into the hands of the guys on The Fall's Internet forum who are raising money for charity in honour of one of the forum members who died recently.

They decided to auction it on eBay and they said it was going to be put up in mid-August. Unfortunately I haven't been online as much as I should have and by the time I got to a computer I'd missed the end of the sale.

It went for £720 and I'd have paid more than that. So if whoever has bought it wants to sell it on for a bit more (say, £725...) then I'd be a willing buyer.

 

[butchersapron]

Another David Lloyd update:

 

[HackneyE9]

Another David Lloyd update:

Fuck me - there can't be many folk who've got all 36 Fall albums... yet never seen them live

 

[fen_boy]

Bump

Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it’s going to be a miserable day
Miserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the facts.