Bernie Gunther
Fundamentalist Druid
Would you mind dear sir if I asked you one question?
If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?
If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?
Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics (cheer me up)
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Bernie Gunther
Fundamentalist Druid
Rod Hull is Alive - Why?
"... they said you died at seven of something in your head,
I asked the sister why it wasn't someone else instead ... "
"... they said you died at seven of something in your head,
I asked the sister why it wasn't someone else instead ... "
Bernie Gunther
Fundamentalist Druid
I'd just like to say that I am from Birkenhead. A mate sold (or more probably in his adulation, gave) evil drugs to various members of HMHB. I am extremely proud of Birkenhead's greatest (and possibly only) cultural export.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Bernie Gunther said:
The missus is a "woollyback" too, and she's quite proud of 'em as well.
alphaDelta said:
Have they ever played Glasto?
I'm sure they have, but not that I remember ...
They're brilliant, but I don't know more than a fraction of their stuff, so this thread is great ...
we sat and decided as the seaons collided
that our love was fairly utopian
if it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills
and your unreliable fallopian
then i guess wed be fine
embraced on cloud 9
emotionally impossible to sever
you turn around quickly andever so sickly
i tell you id love you forever
can't remember the rest.. I think it's from a song called 1966 an all that..
Anyone remember the one (Ablert hammond bootleg i think) with the line something like "and she said that Robin Askwith was funny" What ever happened to him?
that our love was fairly utopian
if it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills
and your unreliable fallopian
then i guess wed be fine
embraced on cloud 9
emotionally impossible to sever
you turn around quickly andever so sickly
i tell you id love you forever
can't remember the rest.. I think it's from a song called 1966 an all that..
Anyone remember the one (Ablert hammond bootleg i think) with the line something like "and she said that Robin Askwith was funny" What ever happened to him?
William of Walworth said:Have they ever played Glasto?
I'm sure they have, but not that I remember ...
1986, if memory serves. certainly not since, they barely play at all to be honest. probably 5-6 shows a year
Cheers for that -- I'll probably never see them then 
ah, they normally make London once a year. i always make it, and i'll be sure to let you know
fishfingerer
sultan of cringe
This is a goer. My brothers a west brom fan, so a trip to the west midlands might be "cool."souljacker said:
I remember a smash hits (sister's copy ahem) glastonbury feature with a pic of them in it from 1980 something.William of Walworth said:Have they ever played Glasto?
I'm sure they have, but not that I remember ...
MullahNasrudin
Kick Your Own Arse
Singing HMHB as I walk down the street...
At a certain time of night, you may see me walking down a street in Camden singing:
"A million housewives wake up each day,
And look at a can of beans and say,
What a perfect example of synchronisation..."
Usually when I'm walking past Sainsburys!
At a certain time of night, you may see me walking down a street in Camden singing:
"A million housewives wake up each day,
And look at a can of beans and say,
What a perfect example of synchronisation..."
Usually when I'm walking past Sainsburys!
mauvais
on reddit or something
This thread has got to be worth a hefty heave up from the past, if not full archive glory.
In any case:
"If Jesus came to earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross off MDF
And they'd use No Need For Nails"
and
"Oh help me Mrs Meddlicot
I don't know what to do
I've only got three bullets
And there's four of Motley Crue"
and from ages back
"Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom,
When he reached out for the jar,
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet,
A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the best way,
OOOOOOH-OOH,
To kill yourself"
In any case:
"If Jesus came to earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross off MDF
And they'd use No Need For Nails"
and
"Oh help me Mrs Meddlicot
I don't know what to do
I've only got three bullets
And there's four of Motley Crue"
and from ages back
"Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom,
When he reached out for the jar,
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet,
A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the best way,
OOOOOOH-OOH,
To kill yourself"
"Chatto & Windus sitting in a tree
D-I-S-S-I-N-G
Keith Allen's autobiography."
and, of course,
"Nick Fucking Knowles"
D-I-S-S-I-N-G
Keith Allen's autobiography."
and, of course,
"Nick Fucking Knowles"
souljacker
innit
Yay this thread!
Anyone sharing achtung bono on slseek? I NEEEED it.
Anyone sharing achtung bono on slseek? I NEEEED it.
mauvais
on reddit or something
Bump!
Comedy hypnotist
When you wake up you'll be me
And you'll walk to the side of the road and you'll see
All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans
And to you they'll be like
Savoury snacks
And you're feeling really huuuuungry
And you're just about to eaaaaat one go on
You know you want to!
Comedy hypnotist
When you wake up you'll be me
And you'll walk to the side of the road and you'll see
All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans
And to you they'll be like
Savoury snacks
And you're feeling really huuuuungry
And you're just about to eaaaaat one go on
You know you want to!
souljacker said:
Best line break EVER!!!
lyric slightly corrected
alphaDelta said:
<edited because I'd already made the HMHB Glasto appearance point, something I'd posted about in this thread over two years ago!
>
Can't believe I'd forgotten this thread ...
Who the hell WAS Bob Todd anyway?
If folks like us get confused by some of HMHB's lyrics, how the hell do Americans get on?
Ultimate confuse the Yanks band ...
Rumours still persist of a possible HMHB festival appearance ... or so has been hinted!
Siouxsie said:
Who the hell WAS Bob Todd anyway?
If folks like us get confused by some of HMHB's lyrics, how the hell do Americans get on?
Ultimate confuse the Yanks band ...
Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
Rumours still persist of a possible HMHB festival appearance ... or so has been hinted!
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
My fav alb's Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road and fav track is prob
Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
snippit here
with links to a few dodgy videos including joy division oven gloves.
Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
snippit here
with links to a few dodgy videos including joy division oven gloves.
souljacker
innit
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
souljacker said:
nice spot
souljacker
innit
friedaweed said:
I'm in the HMHB yahoo group
Ground Elder
Well-Known Member
Is your child hyperactive
Or is he, perhaps, a twat?
Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee
I'd much prefer some Arthur Lowe
Or is he, perhaps, a twat?
Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee
I'd much prefer some Arthur Lowe
badseed
Mighty but thin.
Can't get a hit
Seems like what you've got to to do
Is dial a weller-gram
And he'll turn up at your show
And quite possibly accoustically get up on the stage
And declare your band to be a really good one
With fine tunes and credible shoes
Have a glass of sass with Paulo Hewitt
Flirt with brass and tlater rue it
Seems like what you've got to to do
Is dial a weller-gram
And he'll turn up at your show
And quite possibly accoustically get up on the stage
And declare your band to be a really good one
With fine tunes and credible shoes
Have a glass of sass with Paulo Hewitt
Flirt with brass and tlater rue it
rekil
to menny cranks
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