Guys!! Actors (etc.) required for production of Cinderella!!!!!!

[zenie]

Read the thread dippy!!!

tony1798 is Cinderella, Hollis is Prince Charming.

You can be the pumpkin.

Fuck off then

I'm off to be Aladdin *sticks nose in air and walks off stage*

 

[Hollis]

Okay - ViolentPanda has got the role of "Smelly". One more Ugly Sister required!!!!

 

[EastEnder]

I'm off to be Aladdin *sticks nose in air and walks off stage*

Pumpkins don't have noses and can't walk!

You can roll off stage if you want.

 

[Hollis]

zenie's definetly a tricky one.. I see of no natural role in the play for her..

 

[Pieface]

zenie's definetly a tricky one.. I see of no natural role in the play for her..

Panto cow still needs a back end?

 

[EastEnder]

zenie's definetly a tricky one.. I see of no natural role in the play for her..

 

[Hollis]

Panto cow still needs a back end?

Volunteers only for that one..

 

[Rollem]

i might not wonna be pieeyes back end, but i'll be a mouse or something

so long as i get to annoy eastender

 

[zenie]

zenie's definetly a tricky one.. I see of no natural role in the play for her..

Shove your fuckin panto up your arse.

As if I'd do am-dram

 

[Hollis]

Boy-oh-boy.. its a hot seat this one.. I tell you, (waits for Spangles to arrive.. )

 

[EastEnder]

i might not wonna be pieeyes back end, but i'll be a mouse or something

Nah, you're definitely arse material.

It's in the breeding.

 

[Hollis]

EastEnder - cheers for your interest in the production.

Sadly, it appears we've failed to reach critical mass. route one hedonism wins again.


I'm off to the pub.

 

[spanglechick]

Boy-oh-boy.. its a hot seat this one.. I tell you, (waits for Spangles to arrive.. )

i'm here.

what would you like me to do - mister director?

(i quite fancy fairy G-mother, if mrs M doesn't want it...)

 

[EastEnder]

EastEnder - cheers for your interest in the production.

Sadly, it appears we've failed to reach critical mass. route one hedonism wins again.

I'm off to the pub.

Was it zenie?

Has her disruptive attitude put you off?

(((Hollis)))

 

[tastebud]

i wanna be in it!

 

[Hollis]

Was it zenie?

Has her disruptive attitude put you off?

(((Hollis)))

I dunno... not enough actors.. we'd have ended up having to double up as buttons and the Ugly Sisters, not to mention the Baron Hardup character..

 

[Hollis]

i'm here.

what would you like me to do - mister director?

(i quite fancy fairy G-mother, if mrs M doesn't want it...)

I was rather hoping you would direct.. myself, not being an expert in this specific area.

 

[EastEnder]

i wanna be in it!

You'll have to fight Rollem for the role of cow's arse.

 

[tastebud]

You'll have to fight Rollem for the role of cow's arse.

no! i wanna be cinderella! pleeeease!?

 

[EastEnder]

no! i wanna be cinderella! pleeeease!?

How many friggin' times....

tony1798 is gonna be Cinderella.

 

[Hollis]

tony1798 is gonna be Cinderella.

... you know, maybe this thing just couild work..

 

[spanglechick]

I was rather hoping you would direct.. myself, not being an expert in this specific area.

directing, i get to do (school play). acting, which i'm trained for, i never get to do anymore. you have me as actor or audience, i'm afraid.

 

[spanglechick]

double post

 

[madzone]

not to mention the Baron Hardup character..

Change it to Baron Hardon and firky could do it.