Gumtree scums on renting a house?

[stuff_it]

So if one of us that was perchance down on our luck moved to Nigeria, are you saying we could make good money out of our ability to type reasonable sounding English?

 

[longdog]

They would then pretend to be the intended recipient and get it back off WU (if it operates anything like PayPal - of course it may not)

We're way ahead of you

 

[stuff_it]

We're way ahead of you

So if one of us that was perchance down on our luck moved to Nigeria, are you saying we could make good money out of our ability to type reasonable sounding English?

Really?



You wanker!

 

[longdog]

Well I'm still having fun with Nelly.

I think he's starting to get really pissed off now having been disappointed five times already

Victoria Spundge, Olivia Anne Donions and Sister Chastity Mendacious are still very interested though.

Spoke to Nelly the other day and called him a stupid wanker. He wasn't very impressed

 

[Badgers]

Hi,
Have you found a place yet. Let me know please, i have a 2 bedroom flat that goes for £1000 per month including all bills and well furnished with garden. I'll expect to hear from you.
To receive photos do reach me on "penelopemarchan at yahoo co uk" with your Advert Number.
Penelope
From: Penelope

[email protected]

 

[Badgers]

My retort:

Dear Penelope.

We have not found a place yet and are getting worried. If you do have a place in Brixton you could be saving our souls today. I have the deposits ready and just need somewhere for me and my hydroponics to live safely.

I'll expect to hear from you.

 

[Badgers]

Hi,The deposit is 1000pounds and i will like you to tell me about yourself if interested.

Thanks

Penelope

 

[longdog]

Hi,The deposit is 1000pounds and i will like you to tell me about yourself if interested.

Thanks

Penelope

High class hooker or pox ridden discount trollop.

Decisions decisions

 

[equationgirl]

Pox ridden high class hooker - combine the two

 

[longdog]

Sister Chastity Mendacious is still on the job after 9 days and 26 emails.

 

[longdog]

Now up to 32 emails.

I've asked him for contact details for his imaginary solicitor which he won't supply because he's too busy to answer the phone

Sister chastity has backed out...

Dear Nelly Marine.

Like all devout Christians I trust in THE GOOD LORD to guide me in life and I have to say THE GOOD LORD is whispering in my ear that there is something amiss.

Are you really asking me to believe that your solicitor never answers his phone and doesn't have a secretary or even a voice-mail service?

In the absence of proper contact details I feel it would be pointless to continue.

I hope you find another tenant.

GOD bless and Keep you.


Sister Chastity Mendacious.

The question is where does he go from here. I'm betting his desire for £1800 is enough to make him persevere.

 

[Badgers]

Reply from Kris:

ALL utilities included: water, electricity, garbage, ATT high speed internet wired or wireless and DirecTv cable.Lot's of light throughout unit,Parking,Hardwood Floors,Washer and Dryer Inside,Full Equipped kitchen,Beautiful kitchen with granite counter-tops and brand new stainless steel appliances including refrigerator, gas oven, dishwasher and microwave,Pets OK. Awesome Place to call a home..
From: Kris williams

Curious sounding place this.

 

[longdog]

Brixton USA by the sound of it.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

garbage

tell him you've got enough already, thanks

ATT high speed internet wired or wireless and DirecTv cable

- I take it that a VERY long cable is involved...

Lot's of light throughout unit

at greengrocer's apostrophe. deserves retribution for that alone...

 

[longdog]

at greengrocer's apostrophe. deserves retribution for that alone...

Death at the very least.

Nelly's gone quiet with Sister Chastity after she asked for ID from his solicitor / barrister whichever he's supposed to be. Either he's rumbled, got fed up or waiting on the very convincing fake documents. Hopefully the latter.

 

[longdog]

Sixteen days and 42 emails later Sister Chastity Mendacious is still going strong.

 

[Sweetpea]

Sixteen days and 42 emails later Sister Chastity Mendacious is still going strong.

Glad you did this longdog, we got these people contacting us when someone in our family was truly desperate, it was horrible to have to explain to a excited youngster that it was a scam - a real breach of trust.

 

[Spymaster]

Glad you did this longdog, we got these people contacting us when someone in our family was truly desperate, it was horrible to have to explain to a excited youngster that it was a scam - a real breach of trust.

It's not a breach of trust. These scumbags owed nobody a duty of trust in the first place.

 

[longdog]

Well he finally either twigged or got bored so I sent him one last insult calling in to question his intelligence, parentage and the morality of his mother.