My last outing at a live gig consisted of a "rig" with a second hand H&H 50 with one of the castors broken (propped up with a tobbacco tin

), a leaking resistor that had rotted part of the electronics, giving out loud buzzing noises,

supported by a crappy Vox pedal.
We had to come off stage half way through due to "technical problems".
The singer announced that he'd had a crap night. A wit in the audience replied "so have we".