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guess the popstar's height - a thrilling game

yes, that is correct, major tom.

mariah carey is quite tall

5' 11", in fact. only three inches shorter than the quite tall jarvis cocker.

maybe they should get together and do a duet about being quite tall :cool:
 
milesy said:
yes, that is correct, major tom.

mariah carey is quite tall

5' 11", in fact. only three inches shorter than the quite tall jarvis cocker.

maybe they should get together and do a duet about being quite tall :cool:

Actually I would say Jarvis is quite tall but Mariah is of average height. She could therefore not join in with a song about being quite tall unless she was sort of singing about Jarvis being quite tall and NOT, i repeat NOT, herself.
 
cilobrac said:
Actually I would say Jarvis is quite tall but Mariah is of average height.

not for a woman - quite tall for a man has got to be a little higher than quite tall for a woman.
 
cilobrac said:
Actually I would say Jarvis is quite tall but Mariah is of average height. She could therefore not join in with a song about being quite tall unless she was sort of singing about Jarvis being quite tall and NOT, i repeat NOT, herself.

You reckon 5'11 is average height for a woman. Where do you live exactly. Amongst the Tuareg?
 
milesy said:
Pavarotti is about a gazillion times wider than Tanky's arse, and about a gazillion times more alive than you'll be when i catch you, MysteryFuckingRudeAboutOtherPeople'sWivesBottoms :mad:


Sorry milesy. :(


I thought you liked having your wife's bottom bigged up.
 
goldenecitrone said:
You reckon 5'11 is average height for a woman. Where do you live exactly. Amongst the Tuareg?

would cocker be able to sing about being tall if he lived amongst the tuareg?
 
Major Tom said:
But Cocker'll need one just to keep up surely?
Actually no! Cocker would simply pop along to his local carity shop and find some old plastic 70s shoes with a bigger heel!
 
goldenecitrone said:
People like Cocker get others to do the jumping for them. Comes with the territory.

I reckon he would get that chap out of Muse to do the jumping for him. The Bellamy geezer.
 
i think jarvis would probably a sing a witty song about being surrounded by people who are not only as tall - maybe taller - than him, but do a lot of good jumping, too.
 
and he'll write a bitter song about short people who travel out to the desert just to sleep and hang around with tall people and think its cool and funny
 
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