goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
milesy said:i don't much care for you and all your book learning.![]()
It's got nothing to do with books. He gets it all from the backs of beermats.
milesy said:i don't much care for you and all your book learning.![]()
milesy said:Mariah Carey, anyone?!?!? how tall is the fantastic RnB warbler mariah carey?!?!?
milesy said:Mariah Carey, anyone?!?!? how tall is the fantastic RnB warbler mariah carey?!?!?
milesy said:yes, that is correct, major tom.
mariah carey is quite tall
5' 11", in fact. only three inches shorter than the quite tall jarvis cocker.
maybe they should get together and do a duet about being quite tall![]()
cilobrac said:Actually I would say Jarvis is quite tall but Mariah is of average height.
by the way, he's not really a popstar is he!reNnIe said:pter crouch?![]()
cilobrac said:Actually I would say Jarvis is quite tall but Mariah is of average height. She could therefore not join in with a song about being quite tall unless she was sort of singing about Jarvis being quite tall and NOT, i repeat NOT, herself.
milesy said:Pavarotti is about a gazillion times wider than Tanky's arse, and about a gazillion times more alive than you'll be when i catch you, MysteryFuckingRudeAboutOtherPeople'sWivesBottoms![]()

goldenecitrone said:You reckon 5'11 is average height for a woman. Where do you live exactly. Amongst the Tuareg?
goldenecitrone said:You reckon 5'11 is average height for a woman. Where do you live exactly. Amongst the Tuareg?
marty21 said:would cocker be able to sing about being tall if he lived amongst the tuareg?
cilobrac said:NO - but he may be able to sing about being quite tall.

cilobrac said:NO - but he may be able to sing about being quite tall.
that's just the state of the music biz these days.................sigh........goldenecitrone said:A hit at Tuareg folk festivals but barely a flicker on the radar of the NME.![]()
Major Tom said:He might have to start singing about being up a ladder instead
now that's just silly!Major Tom said:He might have to start singing about being up a ladder instead
goldenecitrone said:But the Tuareg don't need ladders. They can all jump really well.
Actually no! Cocker would simply pop along to his local carity shop and find some old plastic 70s shoes with a bigger heel!Major Tom said:But Cocker'll need one just to keep up surely?
Major Tom said:But Cocker'll need one just to keep up surely?
goldenecitrone said:People like Cocker get others to do the jumping for them. Comes with the territory.
cilobrac said:I reckon he would get that chap out of Muse to do the jumping for him. The Bellamy geezer.
