guess the popstar's height - a thrilling game

[Major Tom]

this was fun until somebody mentioned Gladys Knight and the Pips
How many Pips were there?

three pips and one gladys

 

[milesy]

jarvis cocker.

jarvis cocker is 6' 2"

 

[Phenol]

three pips and one gladys

23 feet 4 inches - stacked on top of each other stood up (not led down)!

 

[Major Tom]

23 feet 4 inches - stacked on top of each other stood up (not led down)!

i've gone for 23 feet exactly


hopes someone knows the answer

 

[Phenol]

23 feet 4 inches - stacked on top of each other stood up (not led down)!

see - spot on!

 

[Major Tom]

23 feet 4 inches - stacked on top of each other stood up (not led down)!

are pips stackable?

 

[goldenecitrone]

How heavy is Demis Roussos? In kilograms, obviously.

 

[milesy]

yes, they're made of lego

 

[milesy]

How heavy is Demis Roussos? In kilograms, obviously.

Demis Roussos weighs many kilograms.

 

[Phenol]

are pips stackable?

I was thinking more of a velcro pads on shoes stuck to giant afros to hold them all together.

 

[Orang Utan]

milesy - have I told you that kylie once looked me in the eyes, smiled widely and stroked by hand, then called me a spunk?

 

[goldenecitrone]

Demis Roussos weighs many kilograms.

Close enough. And what's his circumference. Clue, you can work it out from his height and his volume.

 

[rennie]

pavarotti... width not height please!

 

[milesy]

milesy - have I told you that kylie once looked me in the eyes, smiled widely and stroked by hand, then called me a spunk?

no, you haven't. i look forward to hearing this tale from you when you do get the chance to tell me

 

[Phenol]

Close enough. And what's his circumference. Clue, you can work it out from his height and his volume.

Depends on relative humidity and air temp - I would imagine this could vary greatly,

 

[Major Tom]

pavarotti... width not height please!

5 foot 4

i've assumed room temperature

 

[milesy]

pavarotti... width not height please!

pavarotti is very wide.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Demis Roussos weighs many kilograms.

a kilogramme is a measure of mass not weight

 

[goldenecitrone]

Depends on relative humidity and air temp - I would imagine this could vary greatly,

Okay. More specifically in Athens on a dry, summer day.

 

[Phenol]

pavarotti is very wide.

aaaah but is he as wide as Roussos?

 

[Major Tom]

pavarotti is very wide.

I think quite wide

 

[Orang Utan]

no, you haven't. i look forward to hearing this tale from you when you do get the chance to tell me

Well, kylie once looked me in the eyes, smiled widely and stroked by hand, then called me a spunk. Kept me going for months that did. Until I met Natalie Imbruglia

 

[goldenecitrone]

a kilogramme is a measure of mass not weight

My fault I'm afraid. Obviously I meant Newtons. How many Sir Isaac Newtons are equal to one Demis Roussos?

 

[goldenecitrone]

Well, kylie once looked me in the eyes, smiled widely and stroked by hand, then called me a spunk. Kept me going for months that did. Until I met Natalie Imbruglia

Let me guess. Wankstain?

 

[Phenol]

Okay. More specifically in Athens on a dry, summer day.

Can't do that one. I was thinking more along the lines of Chattanooga, 35% humidity, 76 degrees.

 

[MysteryGuest]

Is Pavarotti as wide as Tanky's arse?

 

[Phenol]

Is Pavarotti as wide as Tanky's arse?

Who's Tanky?

 

[milesy]

a kilogramme is a measure of mass not weight

when my lovely wife (she posts on these boards, under the username of Tank Girl, you may have noticed her posts) is baking a lovely meal, and she needs 100 grams of butter, she doesn't "mass" it out, does she? no, she weighs it out.

i don't much care for you and all your book learning.

"how much do you weigh?"
"60kilos"
"that's not your weight you idiot, that's your mass"
"but i'm not catholic"
"fuck off"
"no you fuck off"
etc...

 

[MysteryGuest]

Who's Tanky?

Mrs milesy

 

[milesy]

Is Pavarotti as wide as Tanky's arse?

Pavarotti is about a gazillion times wider than Tanky's arse, and about a gazillion times more alive than you'll be when i catch you, MysteryFuckingRudeAboutOtherPeople'sWivesBottoms