Greatest Simpsons Episode

[beesonthewhatnow]

1F17, Lisas Rival.

 

[Biffo]

My favourite episode is probably the one where Marge nearly has an affair with Jacques from the bowling alley. The Officer and a Gentleman finale is classic:

Hey Homer! What'll I tell the boss?

Tell him I'm going to the back of my car with the woman I love....... and I won't be back for ten minutes.

 

[T & P]

What's the one when a whorehouse opens in town? Well funny...

 

[8den]

What's the one when a whorehouse opens in town? Well funny...

Fine! Do I need to set up a second thread and list off all the episodes I missed and then have a grand finale.

Ooooohhhh I could it live on air, with Ant and Dec, and Danny Baker et all could do talking heads bits, then you could all text in your favourite episode, and the winner could like get a recording contract and a speaking part in Les Mis.

I'll be rich I tell you rich!!!!! BA HA HA HA HA.

Bolllocks I also missed the B sharps and the Episode where Homer has a sugar mountain.

 

[The Groke]

Bolllocks I also missed the B sharps and the Episode where Homer has a sugar mountain.

"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the weeemin"

Lisa's Rival.

 

[Ted Striker]

For sheer WGPM (Weighted Gags Per Minute) basis (coming from a person that appreciates Airplane as the greatest comedy of all time - if you'd noticed) then the unquestionable victor is Barts Inner Child. Either series 5 episode 7 or the other way around or maybe neither of them.

Starts of with Homer mispronoucing tramopoline due to his sheer excitement at seeing it in the free section...through Brad Goodman 'Folks let me tell you about my qualifications: I may not have not "credentials" or "training", but I do have a PHD in Pain' (quotes done with the fingers in the air thingy to be dismissive),....to troy McClure's finest hour ("HITM,YMRMFS... self help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin', and 'Get Confident, Stupid'"...to do-as-you-feel-day and James Brown "Hey, this bandstand isn't double bolted"...to the finale with "You busted up that crack house pretty bad McGonical, did you really have to ruin all the furniture? IT MEANS IT GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF"

On the WGPM scale then Cape Feare is the best one on that list, and CF has marks for being a 'Classic' Simpsons (i.e. that everyone has seen and that it sticks in the memory), though on that basis then the Stonecutters one probably is the ultimate.

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star and Homer falling through the floors (is that SC?) measn it has genuine classic moments and doesn't win entirely on being the "Most Classic".

 

[Idris2002]

The one where they go to Canada to buy cheap prescription drugs.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

1F17, Lisas Rival.

Was waitin for you to come along, surprised you can pick a favourite to be honest

Dunno about best or faves but I like the 'film festival episode; and that hasn't been mentioned yet.

Barney-"Buuuuurrrrrrpp!!"

Disgusted woman-"Ugh, did something crawl in your mouth and die!"

Barney-"It didn't die."



And of course the simply genius 'Man getting hit by football'

 

[8den]

And of course the simply genius 'Man getting hit by football'

Signor Steven Spielbergo!

 

[DaRealSpoon]

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Starts of with Homer mispronoucing tramopoline due to his sheer excitement at seeing it in the free section

"Trambampoline!!.. Tramapoline!!"

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Not sure I have a favourite episode.

Have a favourite line though.

Me too:

Ned: This is strictly a Flanders affair. I've got family here from around the globe. Here's Jose Flanders.

Jose: Buenos ding-dong-didly-dias!

 

[Sootysoots]

Homer Simpson v Rex Banner

 

[spacemonkey]

Does anyone else txt (and recieve) Simpsons quotes to their mates.

An unexpected Homer quote will often brighten up my day.

 

[D'wards]

Sherrie Bobbins. for the songs.

'They're not perfect, but the lord says 'Love Thy Neighbour'
'Shut up Flanders!'
'okily dokily dooooo.......'

I totally agree;

"Can i be a booze hound?"
"Not 'till your fifteeeeeeeeeeeeen"

 

[damnhippie]

Homer Simpson v Rex Banner

'going out, not back avenge death.'

 

[8den]

'going out, not back avenge death.'

Hmmm I think I need a second round because of all the write in votes.

 

[gnoriac]

301, Stark Raving Dad, where Homer gets comitted to a mental institution and meets "Michael Jackson"