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trashpony said:
:eek:

Really? I've heard bad things about him touching up female participants in ready steady cook (is that the one with members of the public?)

Well maybe not quite molest but he wanted to give me a big hug and seeing as my husband was in there with a dislocated shoulder, I wasn't really up for it
 
Orang Utan said:
Cous cous with salami or bacon seems a it wrong - like a bacon bagel!
So wrong it's right man :)

I think it's cos I don't eat many veg,so I just pile in all sorts of meat instead.
 
Get away with your cous cous- me don't want it!

D'you know, I've twice been involved in conversations about eating cous cous with guys from the Middle East who piss themselves cos it translates in Arabic as "cunt cunt". Which strikes me as odd, all told.

As you were.
 
Pigeon said:
D'you know, I've twice been involved in conversations about eating cous cous with guys from the Middle East who piss themselves cos it translates in Arabic as "cunt cunt". Which strikes me as odd, all told.

What in every language in the Middle East!?

I think your better off not eating that 'foreign muck' :(
 
vipper said:
A plate full of cous cous... With no bits in it. And no sauce. And no chunky stuff on top.

Would be a bit like chewing hamster litter.
As would a plate of unadorned pasta. Or rice. Which I think is the point being made.
 
Pigeon said:
Get away with your cous cous- me don't want it!

D'you know, I've twice been involved in conversations about eating cous cous with guys from the Middle East who piss themselves cos it translates in Arabic as "cunt cunt". Which strikes me as odd, all told.

As you were.

do they eat couscous in the middle east? do you speak arabic?
 
I agree it can be nice, but surely something that on its own tastes rank isn't a wonderful food stuff. You can at least eat pasta and rice on its own!

anything that requires that much effort and that many ingredients to taste good isn't a winner
 
aqua said:
I agree it can be nice, but surely something that on its own tastes rank isn't a wonderful food stuff. You can at least eat pasta and rice on its own!

anything that requires that much effort and that many ingredients to taste good isn't a winner

I wouldn't say it's rank on it's own, just very bland.

White rice is so fucking bland on it's own - bleh. Pasta on it's own is bland and very strange.

I like couscous and it doesn't take *that* much effort to make it tasty (few chopped herbs, few chopped veg, olive oil/lemon juice/whatever). :)
 
I quite like pasta and rice on their own TBH - of course one needs olive oil and butter with it but still...
 
Dubversion said:
he used to drop his kids off on the school run, then pop round and fuck my ex's flatmate before going home to his wife.

now THAT'S not very nice!

OOH *rubs hands together*
Im just wondering whether I should let on to my friend, who claims to be friend with ainsleys sister:D
 
SubZeroCat said:
White rice is so fucking bland on it's own - bleh. Pasta on it's own is bland and very strange.

It's not that bad. Cook white rice, especially Basmati, by the absorption technique and it should taste nutty and have a great, slightly crispy texture. Plenty of other rices, Bland old US long grain aside, have distinct characteristics. I can happily eat mountains of properly cooked, fluffy white rice.

Similarly you can dry roast crushed white rice, which adds a lovely crunch and smoky loveliness to Thai dishes.

Couscous, on the other hand, needs those herbs and spices to avoid blandness.
 
tarannau said:
It's not that bad. Cook white rice, especially Basmati, by the absorption technique and it should taste nutty and have a great, slightly crispy texture. Plenty of other rices, Bland old US long grain aside, have distinct characteristics. I can happily eat mountains of properly cooked, fluffy white rice.

Similarly you can dry roast crushed white rice, which adds a lovely crunch and smoky loveliness to Thai dishes.

Couscous, on the other hand, needs those herbs and spices to avoid blandness.

I just eat brown rice instead :D
 
tarannau said:
It's not that bad. Cook white rice, especially Basmati, by the absorption technique and it should taste nutty and have a great, slightly crispy texture. Plenty of other rices, Bland old US long grain aside, have distinct characteristics. I can happily eat mountains of properly cooked, fluffy white rice.
I NEVER EVER eat long grained rice - it's shit - basmati every time unless I'm making a risotto
 
SubZeroCat said:
I just eat brown rice instead :D

Brown rice has no subtlety. You taste the nuttiness but it's far more plodding and one flavour imo - more worthy than tasty. Maybe I've had too many wholefood freaks shovel badly cooked brown rice in my direction, but give me wild rice or red rice anyday, which achieve a better balance of taste, texture and nutritious goodness.
 
Dubversion said:
sounds nice.

proper recipe please, sir :)

Erm. You basically dry roast rice (broken jasmine is best) in a wok or similar until you get that distinctive nutty aroma. Then grind up quickly in a pestle and mortar. Add to the top of thai salads or stir fries to add an extra texture and flavour. It's good to deep fry thai basil for another garnish too.
 
I am no Mr Confident when it comes to cous cous. Following one attempt to use it, which resulted in a pan of coloured slush, I have never even attempted to try again.
 
It's sooo easy.

Place the cous cous in a large boil, add freshly boiled water (however much is needed, see on back of packet) give it a quick stir, cover and leave for 5 minutes.

When seperating the grains use a fork and do it gently :)
 
DrRingDing said:
"oh no...I don't like cous cous......I did try it once"

"Cous cous? I had that at Glastonbury it was rubbish"


Why the fuck do people judge cous cous like it's a fucking meal in it's self?

Would you eat dry rice or pasta and use that as a justification to start whinging? I think not my old mucker.

It's not the mighty grains' fault it wasn't prepared well, it's what you do with that matters! --->:mad: <---


For Pete's sake!


cous cous has two meanings.


1. The starchy grains
2. the whole dish

Couscous (Cous-cous or Cous cous) is a traditional staple food in North Africa; it is also common in Western Africa whence it has spread into Central Africa. Couscous is a pasta, made by mixing flour and water to form a paste which is then formed and dried. Most couscous is made with flour ground from durum wheat, but rice, maize (corn), or cowpea (black-eyed pea) flours are sometimes used. Home-made couscous is rare these days; even in rural Africa most people buy ready-to-use couscous from a store or market.
river scene in mali

In Northern Africa the word couscous refers not only the pasta itself, but also to a dish of stewed meats and/or vegetables that is served with the pasta (just as the word spaghetti means both the noodles or a dish of noodles with sauce). The traditional method of preparing couscous is to steam-cook it in a special pot called a couscoussière. The couscoussière consists of two parts: the lower part is a cooking pot, usually rounded on the sides like a barrel, the upper part is a second pot (with a lid) that fits snugly on top of the bottom pot. The top pot has holes in its bottom that admit steam from the lower pot. The stew cooks in the bottom pot while the couscous is steamed on top. (Real couscous is always steamed, never boiled.) Most traditional couscous recipes call for the couscous to be dampened with water (or oil), then steamed, removed and allowed to cool, mixed with butter or oil, then steamed again, and then perhaps cooled and steamed a third time. If your kitchen is not equipped with a couscoussière, you can improvise with a metal colander inside a normal cooking pot and a lid to cover it all. Note: the boxed couscous available in grocery stores, which is prepared by pouring the couscous pasta into boiling water, is really pre-cooked "instant couscous". Cooking "instant couscous" in the traditional method described here may result in mushy, overcooked pasta. Obtain real (not "instant") couscous from a specialty store, or, if using instant couscous, reduce the cooking time by at least half.

source
 
tendril said:
cous cous has two meanings.


1. The starchy grains
2. the whole dish



source

youre right but a lot of peoples experience of cous cous is having it warm or cold as a kind of salad/side dish with all kinds of rubbish added and i suspect thats the kind served at glastonbury, its like a cross between something off ready steady cook and some youghurt weaving crap and it leaves people with completely the wrong idea of cous cous, hence this thread :)
 
cous cous

i think its the most boring and useless grain in the world
nutritionally, it offers no substance. its like chewing white bread.

i've been veggie for over 20 years.
what annoys me most about cous cous is its sudden popularity in london particularly with meat eaters. i've been given cous cous at practically every dinner party or bbq i've been to over the last 12 months.

Now, millet and quinoa...
different league
 
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