Google's gone bonkers - "Harmful to your system" on EVERYTHING!

[Hocus Eye.]

First Google, now my thread! I think it might be the Rapture!

It is no Rapture but it could be a rupture. I wonder how many posts there are in the whole of cyberspace about this problem. It is the Cyber Crunch. Dammit I see that Snickers have already used that phrase in 2001.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

ThaiIndian News

At roughly 9:40 pm on 31st Jan 2008 (Thai time GMT +7), any search result on google.com showed the message “This site may harm your computer” for all websites including thaindian.com


We wish to reassure users that thaindian.com does not indulge in these activities and this is a goof up by Google affecting all websites.
The feature(when working correctly) by Google enables users to be warned of websites which may pottentially carry mallware and affect the users computers.


We hope Google fixes it as soon as possible.

 

[Brainaddict]

Has the looting started yet?

What the fuck are we all still doing sitting here? Get out on the streets and LOOT you dumb bastards!

*runs for the nearest shop*

*returns sheepishly*

I forgot I live in New Cross and the nearest shop is a poundland. Even looters should have standards

 

[mauvais]

I blame boxxxxxy.

 

[claphamboy]

And so the lizards begin their assault.

Brace yourselves, chaps.

*prepares tin-foil hat*

 

[Melinda]

We are all going to die.

Ive been preparing for such an eventuality al my life.

I have guns and tins of ham to keep me and mine safe for the duration.

 

[madamv]

It was fine for filing my bloody tax return though

Everything else is shot to shit

 

[Brainaddict]

Ive been preparing for such an eventuality al my life.

I have guns and tins of ham to keep me and mine safe for the duration.

For the duration of your death? So your afterlife is about guns and tinned ham is it? Interesting religion, but each to their own and all that.

 

[untethered]

Repent and be saved.

PM me for details if you're too embarrassed to go public even now.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

There's loads of big round things in the sky

 

[Clair De Lune]

I feel fine.

 

[claphamboy]

I blame Hamas, or the Israelis, or someone else.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Neowin Netherlands

Google Search is currently not functioning correctly and returning "this site may harm your computer" on every search link.

If you search for BBC News you will get the following:

And if you attempt to visit any search results you will be met with

"Warning - visiting this web site may harm your computer!
Suggestions:

* Return to the previous page and pick another result.
* Try another search to find what you're looking for.

Or you can continue to http://news.bbc.co.uk/ at your own risk. For detailed information about the problems we found, visit Google's Safe Browsing diagnostic page for this site.

For more information about how to protect yourself from harmful software online, you can visit StopBadware.org.

If you are the owner of this web site, you can request a review of your site using Google's Webmaster Tools. More information about the review process is available in Google's Webmaster Help Center."

At the time of writing Google representatives were unavailable for comment.

Probably all in the loos shitting themselves

 

[tangentlama]

Same happening here to me, but only began in the last hour.

Can only get past google 'security' by removing the interstatial-front to reduce to the direct weblink then pressing return to get to the website I want to view.

Be really careful -- think something's been hacked - poss the badware/org website.

Else badware/org are trying to get lots of people to click on their link (which I sure ain't gonna do!)

 

[T & P]

My boss is joking about suing Google for damages and loss of earnings


Come to think of it, I reckon every single solicitor's phone line in America is currently engaged...

 

[Voley]

Perhaps Dr Jazz could explain all this for us?

I'm prepared to believe him now.

 

[steveo87]

And so the lizards begin their assault.

Brace yourselves, chaps.

If the words going to end, I'm going down the pub....

 

[Brainaddict]

Neowin Netherlands





Probably all in the loos shitting themselves

Nope, the google people are partying it up with the lizards. I always knew we shouldn't trust those fuckers

 

[untethered]

I blame Hamas, or the Israelis, or someone else.

The End Times are fast approaching so get off the fence.

 

[T & P]

If the words going to end, I'm going down the pub....

Be sure to leave a tip.

 

[untethered]

Perhaps Dr Jazz could explain all this for us?

I'm prepared to believe him now.

It's Emperor Jazzz now.

 

[claphamboy]

Probably all in the loos shitting themselves

 

[Melinda]

It's Emperor Jazzz now.

 

[spacemonkey]

Millions of people are confused and scared at this very moment.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Nope, the google people are partying it up with the lizards. I always knew we shouldn't trust those fuckers

True, made google take over our lives in return for the lizards letting them live

 

[untethered]

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=#google

 

[steveo87]

Be sure to leave a tip.

"Watch out the Lizards are comming-lock the door"-should do

 

[claphamboy]

It's been repaired.

As you were, there's nothing to see here.

 

[Voley]

I do quite like the idea of flagging the whole Internet as 'harmful', though.

 

[Melinda]

For the duration of your death? So your afterlife is about guns and tinned ham is it? Interesting religion, but each to their own and all that.

You'll be sorry when the cybermen are marching you away for deletion.

I'll be safe eating ham in my mountain fortress.