Google's gone bonkers - "Harmful to your system" on EVERYTHING!

[Melinda]

Ace!

 

[mauvais]

Bauer would totally shit down Jemima Puddleduck's neck though.

Jack: WHERE'S PETER RABBIT? WHERE IS HE? DAMN IT CHLOE I NEED YOU TO OPEN THAT SOCKET

Jemima: I wish to hatch my own eggs. I will hatch them all by myself.

Jack: DAMN IT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS DAMN IT ARE GOING TO DIE DAMN IT

Jemima: I am trying to find a convenient, dry nesting place.

Jack: DAMN IT TONY DAMN IT GET THE DAMN IT HACKSAW DAMN IT AAAGHHHH

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

 

[Kid_Eternity]

It gets better! This is better than the Jesus and daffodil threads combined!

 

[paolo]

Google is afraid of Google... the machine has become self aware and turned against it's makers!

My screengrab:

 

[Voley]

I agree with mauvais.

A good point, well made.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

THE END OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB IS NIGH

REPENT YOU SINNERS

 

[Clair De Lune]

haha well sorrrrrrryyyyyyy

 

[strung out]

the internets is imploding

 

[Melinda]

Ooooh yes!

 

[Voley]

Google is afraid of Google... the machine has become self aware and turned against it's makers!

My screengrab:

This is surely the first signs of THE MACHINES TAKING OVER !!!!

 

[Melinda]

We are passively witnessing the apocalypse.

 

[Voley]

I've got my eye on you, Mini Metro.

You're not fucking creeping up on me like that.

 

[obanite]

lawl

To be honest, no malware detection sites seem to work very well... mcafees siteadvisor blocks all sorts of sites due to false positives. It's all a bit silly really

 

[Brainaddict]

I just got this for a yahoo answers site. Interestingly a google blocking page comes up when clicking a link in scroogle. Wouldn't have thought they could do that.

 

[Melinda]

Anyone want to join me in a wanking prayer circle?

 

[T & P]

We're Google-dependant as fuck aren't we

I keep telling myself Yahoo! and all the other alternatives would serve me well for 99% of all my search requests, but somehow it's not the same.

 

[T & P]

What would Jesus do?

 

[Crispy]

yeah, so we had about 6 too many threads on this. merged

 

[Sweaty Betty]

oh im glad its not just me

 

[mauvais]

What the cock! You've fucked up my awesome thread!

 

[toblerone3]

Just did a search for "harm" and "computer" on Urban as google was bringing up this message on every search. So glad its not just me!!

 

[mauvais]

First Google, now my thread! I think it might be the Rapture!

 

[untethered]

And so the lizards begin their assault.

Brace yourselves, chaps.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

LOL! Thread merging makes comments about thread numbers on it look bonkers!

 

[Melinda]

Crispy has been commandeered by Google.

KILL HIM IN THE FACE!!!

 

[Brainaddict]

And so the lizards begin their assault.

Brace yourselves, chaps.

Yep, it's the first step in any well-planned attack - take out the enemy's information-gathering infrastructure. Then, when they're blind, you strike.

We are all going to die.

I suddenly feel glad that I have a cup of tea in my hand. It's comforting.

 

[mauvais]

Has the looting started yet?

 

[untethered]

Crispy has been commandeered by Google.

It's the Google, and it's finally achieved sentience and realised what I've been saying all along: the Internet is full of indecency and invitations to sloth.

Imagine if you had to read every web page out there.

 

[Clair De Lune]

I suppose ew ar wondering why I ave gathered ew all together ere today?
Somebody in zis room is responsible for MURDER!
DUH DUH DUH!