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Goodbye Observer Music Monthly mag

So why did you continue to read it?
cos it's in my living room every sunday and i do the same with all supplements bar sports and business: idly flick through the pages, find nothing of sustenance, sigh and throw into the recycling pile.
 
FOOD?!?! They are keeping FOOD?! I'd rather they kept women! How can they get rid of Sport?! Music is good, but I LOVE sport!
 
I'm glad they're keeping the Food one, there's not nearly enough smug cunts wittering on about pine nuts and getting your kids to eat tofu instead of food in the broadsheets these days.

/withering sarcasm.

The guardian and observer are in a bit of a financial bind apparently, with falling advertising revenues the £723,019,241 cost of a copy of the observer is no longer enough to keep the wolf from the door :(
 
Why do women get their own magazine anyway, when men don't? I'd read Observer Bloke Monthly. It could have reviews of various sheds and deep, intellectual articles about how yeah, it sucks that they have that period pain card they can play whenever they feel like it but there really is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
 
I'm glad they're keeping the Food one, there's not nearly enough smug cunts wittering on about pine nuts and getting your kids to eat tofu instead of food in the broadsheets these days.

/withering sarcasm.

The guardian and observer are in a bit of a financial bind apparently, with falling advertising revenues the £723,019,241 cost of a copy of the observer is no longer enough to keep the wolf from the door :(

They spent a shedload on their Berliner presses, new offices, new recording studios, and other fancy interwebz stuff for no good reason and with no effective business plan, aside from giving it all away free.

:facepalm:
 
They spent a shedload on their Berliner presses, new offices, new recording studios, and other fancy interwebz stuff for no good reason and with no effective business plan, aside from giving it all away free.

:facepalm:

What the fuck do they need a recording studio for?
 
I can't believe anyone is sad about this. All the Observer supplements were utter fucking shite and Music was regularly among the worst offenders. Those mags were actually a big part of why I stopped buying the Observer at all.
 
i am fond of the food one as i said, i even like the bit where dr john briffa looks through a celebrity's meals in a week and scowls at the amount of gluten and sugar consumed. i'd like to see how dull and will-sapping his shopping basket is.
 
i bet you're one of those cunts who reads the back pages of a newspaper first

I actually was thinking to myself the other day that I sort of hate that I have stopped doing that now, although I "take" the Guardian every day, so the back of the paper is basically just the lower half of the front. Which I guess means I win yet again.
 
can i echo the cries of 'good fucking riddance'? it was like the friday films & music supplement of the guardian, but with slightly nicer paper and slightly sloppier writing. ie, fucking pointless (especially if you happen to have bought the guardian on the friday before)
 
I wasn't a huge fan of the OMM, but I thought the Sport mag was superb. And I'm no sport fan particularly. What made the mag so good was that it featured interesting stories that happened to be about sport, and excellent photography. I haven't read it for a few years as I haven't read the Observer for ages, so no idea if it's as good as it once was, but that's the real loss here I reckon.

Such a shame. Mags and papers closing left, right and centre.
 
Good riddance..they only ever covered the more commercial end of music anyways...

True, but the music magazine of a national newspaper is hardly ever going to be far from that is it? It served its purpose, I reckon. Shame it won't keep on serving it.
 
Anyone who has ever worked in a newsagents hates all supplements and inserts. Every section has to be inserted in every newspaper by an underpaid shop worker, before opening time on Sunday morning, from separate bundles sent by bastard publishers.

And there is even a procedure for when a supplement is missing. When a customer complains that the Telegraph travel section, or the Observer food section, or what-fucking-ever, is missing, the shop worker has to take out a Victorian illustrated medical book, look up a hideous ailment, and pray to Satan that the customer is struck down with it.
 
Anyone who has ever worked in a newsagents hates all supplements and inserts. Every section has to be inserted in every newspaper by an underpaid shop worker, before opening time on Sunday morning, from separate bundles sent by bastard publishers.

And there is even a procedure for when a supplement is missing. When a customer complains that the Telegraph travel section, or the Observer food section, or what-fucking-ever, is missing, the shop worker has to take out a Victorian illustrated medical book, look up a hideous ailment, and pray to Satan that the customer is struck down with it.

this doesn't happen anymore - most sundays arrive in a sealed bag
 
You may be confused: the magazine is pre-wrapped, not the whole paper. Magazines, newsprint sections, all still have to be inserted by a shop monkey.
 
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