golden beetroot

[Derian]

Never trust a person who doesn't like beetroot

Never trust a person who's prepared to have a kitchen smelling of boiling earth, then eats it, then pees red. Or golden

 

[madzone]

Fair point, but when you don't get out a lot red pee is quite an event

 

[Derian]

And I s'pose you could use it as lipstick. Or maybe for dying those homespun yarns.

*big meek ingratiating eyes*

 

[Callie]

eeew you use red pee as lipstick??

wrong forum!

 

[spanglechick]

Fair point, but when you don't get out a lot red pee is quite an event

I like beetroot, I like it's purpleness. I'd like clothes that colour. It has never stained my pee though. But it does stain my teeth. Like a vampire.

 

[madzone]

And I s'pose you could use it as lipstick. Or maybe for dying those homespun yarns.

*big meek ingratiating eyes*

Interestingly enough, beetroot is not a good dyestuff for yarn. One of the more confusing aspects of nature

 

[Derian]

eeew you use red pee as lipstick??

wrong forum!

Bully

I'll refer you to post 13 --- wot you never 'ad a go at

 

[Derian]

I like beetroot, I like it's purpleness. I'd like clothes that colour. It has never stained my pee though. But it does stain my teeth. Like a vampire.

And the sticking-out-of-the-purply-tongue-in-beetroot-distain. Never fails

 

[Derian]

Interestingly enough, beetroot is not a good dyestuff for yarn. One of the more confusing aspects of nature

That's another reason it's wrong - innit?

All that colour, and only dyes yer pee. And teef.

 

[madzone]

That's another reason it's wrong - innit?

All that colour, and only dyes yer pee. And teef.

Maybe I love it because it's wrong.

Beetroot is a food from the gods, I could eat it every day. I have a hundred beetroots waiting to be picked. I go out and stroke them and tell them folk tales. Sometimes I play them songs on my ukulele. They just want to be loved.

 

[Derian]

Maybe I love it because it's wrong.

Beetroot is a food from the gods, I could eat it every day. I have a hundred beetroots waiting to be picked. I go out and stroke them and tell them folk tales. Sometimes I play them songs on my ukulele. They just want to be loved.

They want to be loved. Not thrown in a pan of boiling water and tortured before eaten.

(((((Madzone's beetroots)))))

 

[madzone]

They want to be loved. Not thrown in a pan of boiling water and tortured before eaten.

(((((Madzone's beetroots)))))

They love it, they think it's a jacuzzi

 

[mentalchik]

Maybe I love it because it's wrong.

Beetroot is a food from the gods, I could eat it every day. I have a hundred beetroots waiting to be picked. I go out and stroke them and tell them folk tales. Sometimes I play them songs on my ukulele. They just want to be loved.

I'm with you madzone......

i love beetroot, sometimes i get cravings for it and have been known to eat a whole jar of it in one go !


mmmmmmm

I hate golden beetroot like I hate all beetroot.

(makes note in book and goes to call Beetroot the Wonder Pony)



Beetroot should be purple and thats final !

 

[nadia]

I think it might be quite nice roasted or something

 

[Maggot]

I hate golden beetroot like I hate all beetroot.

It's wrong

Another beetroot hater here. School dinners put me off beetroot for life.


I feel your pain.

 

[madzone]

I think it might be quite nice roasted or something

Roasted with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar and some sea salt. Roast beetroot and carrots, divine.

 

[fat hamster]

(makes note in book and goes to call Beetroot the Wonder Pony)

 

[mentalchik]

 

[Derian]

They love it, they think it's a jacuzzi

 

[marco mark]

Might make you pee golden though

ahh golden showers

It's plain wrong thou

 

[madamv]

brown wee must be dehydrated poorly wee. blue wee must be petrol station wee

When hub had cancer the docs put blue dye into his veins in his feet. He peed blue.... mad they blokes at the pub frea k!

 

[Derian]

When hub had cancer the docs put blue dye into his veins in his feet. He peed blue.... mad they blokes at the pub frea k!

so blue was poorly wee too

Heh re blokes fr aking tho'

 

[Callie]

When hub had cancer the docs put blue dye into his veins in his feet. He peed blue.... mad they blokes at the pub frea k!

ah ha! that would explain the blue wee - i work in an oncology hospital! we also get blood stained wees, all shades of yellow/orange, green ones (blue dye and yellow wee mixed maybe?), brown ones but as yet no purple wee, i live in hope