"Going to get some lunch, wanna come?"

[dada]

next time they ask, why don't you just ask them to get you lunch instead cos you're busy working at your desk.
they'd probably leave you alone after.

 

[marty21]

And I hate small talk.

have a good weekend?

up to anything tonight ?

fancy hanging out a subway for a bit?


<mumble mumble>

<awkward pause>

<legs it>

 

[Santino]

Isn't life a struggle for some people?

 

[ChrisFilter]

Isn't life a struggle for some people?

It really, really is.

 

[ChrisFilter]

that's odd, your reputation everywhere else is 'boring'.

 

[EastEnder]

have a good weekend?

up to anything tonight ?

fancy hanging out a subway for a bit?


<mumble mumble>

<awkward pause>

<legs it>

I'm with Filter - just naff off and let me be grumpy, ta.

Having worked here for 4 & 1/2 years I've got my colleagues well trained, they know the score. Lunch is "me" time, a few precious moments when I get to spill my homemade tuna salad over my keyboard reading bbc news before having to resume my usual air of contrived professional pleasantness.

So just fuck off, alright?

 

[citydreams]

So just fuck off, alright?

fancy a cuppa?

 

[Badgers]

Monday = Sandwich at desk
Tuesday = Sandwich at desk
Wednesday = Sandwich at desk
Thursday = Sandwich at desk

Friday = Extended liquid lunch with my fine colleague to discuss the shitness of life

 

[Mr_Nice]

Bang on Chris, I hate going for lunch with my collegues all they do is turn it into a lunchtime meeting by talking shop today I brought a paper, lunchtime came and I sneak off to the canteen for a chilax, 5 mins later over comes my boss, "do you mind if I sit here", so then I have to put my paper away and listen to him rant on, then his boss comes over and its shop, shop, shop .... ffs ... in the end I went to the pub accross the road and there was works leaving do going on....

In the end I rolled a small spliff and went for walk around the park

 

[sleaterkinney]

I think people are being harsh on chrisfilter, remember he works for an IT company and would have to have spent his lunchtime feigning interest on subjects like why x router is better than y router etc etc from someone who still lives with their mum.

 

[EastEnder]

x router's much better at packet filtering than y router, although y router does have good VPN support, but you what you really want is z router - let me show you some comparative stats I downloaded off the web...

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

The people I work with are nice and I enjoy their company.

However I bring my own lunch to work.