Goals that make you go 'bloody hell!' when you see them on telly

[DRINK?]

Rooney's volley against the toon last year...one second swearing at the ref the next crashing in a screamer...could watch that goal for days

 

[chieftain]

Gazza & Ricky Villa!

 

[pno]

Nayim's goal against arsenal in the1995 European Cup Winners' Cup.

stupdenous lob from the 1/2 way line.

Euro 96 - Paul Gascoigne, against scotland, superb!

 

[JTG]

Just remembered - Leicester scored from the halfway line this season. Can't remember who, or against which team but it was definitely right on the halfway line, not a few yards inside like Nayim's

 

[The Boy]

remember it clearly when Roberto Carlos scored 'that' free kick in 1997 and my ma was in the kitchen and i just yelled "FUCKING HELL!!!!!"

she thought i'd injured myself or something

The one against France? Was the one that popped into my head when I saw the thread title.

 

[Relahni]

Gaza's goal v Arsenal in the FA cup semi final.

Riise's one v the Mancs - the free kick.

Weah's one when he ran the whole of the pitch for Milan.

 

[Sunray]

Thierry Henry's the other week when he jumped into the air brought it down and then chipped the keeper all in one fluid movement.

 

[aylee]

Did anyone see that own goal at the weekend, scored by a League 2 player?

A harmless cross came over and he tried to hook it back over his head up the field. Instead, the ball hit him in the face and flew past his own goalkeeper.

Class.

 

[JTG]

ahem, aylee....

Chris Brass' own goal playing for Bury at Darlo - attempted an overhead clearance, kicked the ball into his own face and into the net

 

[STFC]

This one:


Unbelievable.

You Tube is superb, I've been looking for this goal for ages.

 

[Jambooboo]

Some great Gazza moments (complete with one of the songs I remember from the 1986 'Transformers' movie).

 

[fen_boy]

 

[g force]

I never get tired of wathcing this...especially as I was there when i happened

 

[STFC]

A couple of Di Canio's greatest hits during his West Ham Days:





Quality.

 

[jonnyd1978]

Alan Shearer scored an absolute scorcher of a volley for Necastle v Everton a couple of years back. A bit similar to the Rooney one mentioned earlier. I almost spilt my tea...almost.

 

[jonnyd1978]

The same day that goal was scored, Chris Waddle scored an absolute belter for Bradford City v Everton in the FA cup at Goodison. Lobbed Neville Southall from about 40 yards, I almost cried tears of joy. That was a good day out! Anyway, Sinclair scored that overhead kick so Waddle's goal hardly got a mention.

 

[jonnyd1978]

The same day that goal was scored, Chris Waddle scored an absolute belter for Bradford City v Everton in the FA cup at Goodison. Lobbed Neville Southall from about 40 yards, I almost cried tears of joy. That was a good day out! Anyway, Sinclair scored that overhead kick so Waddle's goal hardly got a mention.

 

[Jazzz]

Josimar

I think Jennings remarked that even if he had had wings he wouldn't have saved it

 

[learydeary]

try it on the ball cam http://www.bbc.co.uk/virtualreplay/premiership/index.shtml?396402

 

[aylee]

Apologies!

Was funny, though, wasn't it?

 

[JTG]

Apologies!

Was funny, though, wasn't it?

fucking hysterical mate

 

[citygirl]

The same day that goal was scored, Chris Waddle scored an absolute belter for Bradford City v Everton in the FA cup at Goodison. Lobbed Neville Southall from about 40 yards, I almost cried tears of joy. That was a good day out! Anyway, Sinclair scored that overhead kick so Waddle's goal hardly got a mention.

Quality post babe

Jim Munro, Sunday Times: CHRIS WADDLE inspired Bradford City to a 3-2 win over Everton at Goodison Park, lobbing their second goal from 35 yards, despite a prophetic warning to the Premier League team from Chris Kamara, the Bradford manager.

In the players' tunnel, Kamara overheard Everton's goalkeeper, Neville Southall, enquire whether Waddle was playing. "Chris told him he was and I said to Nev 'you had better stay on your line then!'," Kamara revealed.

John Dreyer opened the scoring for Bradford with a looping shot, and the lead was doubled with Waddle's stunning blow. Andrew O'Brien's own goal gave Everton hope of recovery but Robert Steiner made it 3-1, dispatching another Waddle through-ball. Gary Speed's injury-time strike was not enough to save Everton's blushes.

Report Copyright The Sunday Times


but then...i also think shuttys goal against blackpool, both of the goals against notts county, and the one against liverpool are also worth a mention or 500....don't you?

oh, and then there were collymores against leeds, and carbones against (was it chelsea? or was it arsenal?...i forget )....

CTID

 

[RaverDrew]

This one:


Unbelievable.

You Tube is superb, I've been looking for this goal for ages.

I'm not so sure he meant that imo

Can't ever beat gazza's at euro 96

 

[STFC]

I'm not so sure he meant that imo

You don't reckon? I can't see how it could have been anything but a shot, the pace at which he hit it.

 

[leftistangel]

Anyone remember Marco Van Basten's volley in the Euro 88 final?

 

[chooch]

fucking hysterical mate

And

Bergkamp's goal against Newcastle. The first one in this collection (which has a very dodgy soundtrack

 

[ScallyWag II]

Anyone remember Marco Van Basten's volley in the Euro 88 final?

was that the one from right on the edge of the box?

last "bloody hell" for me was Luis's gem against chelski last saturday, before that it was villa's Cahill 5/6foot in the air volley

 

[Jazzz]

You don't reckon? I can't see how it could have been anything but a shot, the pace at which he hit it.

Amazing goal. I was wondering about this. I just don't think it could have been deliberate - still bloody amazing though. If it was a deliberate attempt, he is mad.

 

[Jazzz]

Another version of that goal with commentary and side angle

 

[Brixton Hatter]

i was there that day, i just shouted "FUCKING HELL" when i saw it....i was working as a steward in the main stand at QPR at the time but nonetheless