"inspector, what shall i do about that bloke i nicked?"
"which bloke sarge?" *twitch*
"the fella with all them pills..."
"what pills?"
"you know, the ecstacy pills, inspector..."
"well i'm sure he's learned his lesson, he seems like a really nice bloke, yeah, great bloke, yeah, he's learned his lesson, i reckon we should let him go!"
"...let him go?!"
"yeah! and, maybe, you know, maybe i'll give him a lift onto the site as well! yeah!"
"um... okay, inspector... i'll just have to book the drugs in as evidence, where are they?"
"..... oooops...

"
"....are you alright inspector?"
"heheheh.... i'm fine... you should come with us, sergeant... how do i turn the flashing lights on?"
"
not again..."