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treelover said:
bristel, bad taste picture in my view, many of the these m/class parvenus dont know they are born, my dad's generation and my grandfathers, with thier rstoicism, bravery and fortitude piss on them


though i give massive credit to the youth who are forsaking festival land and preparing the ground for the g8 protests
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marvellous bid to secure the uptight nutter trophy there :)
 
treelover said:
bristel, bad taste picture in my view, many of the these m/class parvenus dont know they are born, my dad's generation and my grandfathers, with their stoicism, bravery and fortitude piss on them


though i give massive credit to the youth who are forsaking festival land and preparing the ground for the g8 protests
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ruddy hell you're a humourless shite :rolleyes:
 
Magneze said:
40 pills ... :eek: ... that's bloody likely I'd wager ... :(
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well, according to the police 100,000 are already on site, and there have been 71 arrests for drugs, which... *crunches numbers* ...is 0.071%... bad luck indeed :(
 
SubZeroCat said:
The urbanite in question has apparently broken bail to come back and join the others! :D
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Did someone really get done though? We heard a similar rumour about someone getting stopped and sent back in Italy and, to this day, I still don't know if it was true, or who it was... :confused:
 
Iemanja said:
Did someone really get done though?
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Well I think its the same urbanite that editor was talking about, and that urbanite definitely did get arrested (although wtf do I know eh? stuck here at my comp in London :D )
 
treelover said:
bristel, bad taste picture in my view, many of the these m/class parvenus dont know they are born, my dad's generation and my grandfathers, with their stoicism, bravery and fortitude piss on them
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Calm down dear. It just a rainy festival. :rolleyes:
 
ChrisFilter said:
nah, wouldn't have thought so, depends on the plod in charge though..
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"inspector, what shall i do about that bloke i nicked?"
"which bloke sarge?" *twitch*
"the fella with all them pills..."
"what pills?"
"you know, the ecstacy pills, inspector..."
"well i'm sure he's learned his lesson, he seems like a really nice bloke, yeah, great bloke, yeah, he's learned his lesson, i reckon we should let him go!"
"...let him go?!"
"yeah! and, maybe, you know, maybe i'll give him a lift onto the site as well! yeah!"
"um... okay, inspector... i'll just have to book the drugs in as evidence, where are they?"
"..... oooops... :D "
"....are you alright inspector?"
"heheheh.... i'm fine... you should come with us, sergeant... how do i turn the flashing lights on?"
"not again..."

;)
 
SubZeroCat said:
Well I think its the same urbanite that editor was talking about, and that urbanite definitely did get arrested (although wtf do I know eh? stuck here at my comp in London :D )
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Oh, yes, I read that on editor's blog!

*** tries to work out who it could be ***

I have to say it's a bit stupid to try to get that amount of pills into Glasto. :(
 
bristle-krs said:
"inspector, what shall i do about that bloke i nicked?"
"which bloke sarge?" *twitch*
"the fella with all them pills..."
"what pills?"
"you know, the ecstacy pills, inspector..."
"well i'm sure he's learned his lesson, he seems like a really nice bloke, yeah, great bloke, yeah, he's learned his lesson, i reckon we should let him go!"
"...let him go?!"
"yeah! and, maybe, you know, maybe i'll give him a lift onto the site as well! yeah!"
"um... okay, inspector... i'll just have to book the drugs in as evidence, where are they?"
"..... oooops... :D "
"....are you alright inspector?"
"heheheh.... i'm fine... you should come with us, sergeant... how do i turn the flashing lights on?"
"not again..."

;)
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PMSL !!!
 
Iemanja said:
Oh, yes, I read that on editor's blog!

*** tries to work out who it could be ***

I have to say it's a bit stupid to try to get that amount of pills into Glasto. :(
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When I went two years ago they were doing randomn searches at the gate. My mate and I didnt have that many pills, maybe 10, but we were scared enough (we were 16!) but we put immersed them in her pot of Dove body cream. Pretty foolproof no?
 
ha ha! :D

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No searches at Glastonbury in my day. No rain either. It were all fields then of course and you could buy scrumpy for tuppence.
 
treefrog said:
Worried aboit AS and Crispy, especially as that's my tent they're using! :eek: :(
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Nah dont worry, I texted AS not long ago and she said 'rain is over, tent is still dry, sun has come out and yep we're having a fantastic time!' :)
 
chegrimandi is drenched, apparently is walking around in water up to his knees and is also, somehow, covered in shit :confused:

how i laughed when he told me! hehe.

apparently our 20 quid tent from argos is holding strong mind, which is somewhat amazing, given that he put it up while he was cunted and er that it cost 20 squids :eek: :D

happy camping darlin! :p
 
careful PM

yr not doing yr reputation as a spiteful old curmudgeon any good with that glee

maybe the boss was right :D
 
Magneze said:
No searches at Glastonbury in my day. No rain either. It were all fields then of course and you could buy scrumpy for tuppence.
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Aye, free milk straight from the cows udder too...
 
SubZeroCat said:
When I went two years ago they were doing randomn searches at the gate. My mate and I didnt have that many pills, maybe 10, but we were scared enough (we were 16!) but we put immersed them in her pot of Dove body cream. Pretty foolproof no?
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There's plenty of fairly sure ways of hiding things, but I guess most people don't expect to be searched. Pretty fucking unlucky. Good work on busting back in though :cool:
 
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