Forget all that World Cup bollocks, the real football season starts here. Celtic's season officially kicks off today with an away tie against Alashkert of Armenia in the *cough* First qualifying round of the Champions League. Will Celtic reach the group stages of the Champions League for the third year in a row? What's going to happen in the SPL this season now that Slippy G. is in charge of the bibs and cones over at Castle Greyskull? Does 7UP become After Eights? Post your random speculation here whilst I go try and find a live feed for the game . . .