Gabba Boxing is currently the best multi-media solution to hitting people. Contenders beat varying consistencies of faeces out of each other with wireless boxing gloves that splatter rectal gabba kicks and bass drops out of a bastard-grade soundsystem each time you hit. Those contenders who are less adept get showered with a tirade of abuse from a sweaty cunt. You get bonus points & extra filthy noises for fast twatting... and you win by hitting your opponent more than it hits you.
A lucky few witnessed its first road test at the Overkill Mega-rave-blast at Electrowerkz, October 2005 where an unexpected degree of crowd enthusiasm ran the prototype into the ground within an hour of opening. Fortunately for pugilists it's returning with an industrial-grade vengeance at this year's Glade Festival. Doogle and Roxy, the Gabba Boxing co-conspirators, are working their pierced genitalia off making wireless boxing gloves especially for the occasion.
Doogle - Electronics, firmware, wireless protocol, high scores, programming in assembler code, being a genius, founding Microsoft
Roxy - Glove design & manufacture, textile engineering
Tim Exile - Concept, game play, reaktor shiznit, sound design, 'putting it about'