Getting ready is a bit of an art form

[gentlegreen]

I couldn't do that. My alarm remote wouldn't work anymore.

Mine doesn't work any more since I broke the press button, but 4 years back I wrapped gaffer tape around it and went in the sea and it worked afterwards

 

[Wookey]

When I get ready, I need the right music and the right drink and drugs. It's a whole Japanese tea ceremony. Between 90 and 110 BPM, 40% Proof, fifty per cent pure. I like to smell of talcum powder.

 

[geminisnake]

When I get ready, I need the right music and the right drink and drugs. I like to smell of talcum powder.

Talcum powder is an after bath, heading to bed thing for me.

 

[Wookey]

Talcum powder is an after bath, heading to bed thing for me.

Well, then when do you apply your nightcream??

 

[Kizmet]

You got it!...you take longer to get ready than me!

I need a hell of a lot more work than you do!

 

[butterfly child]

So it's a fart form?

Definitely is for me, I fart around for an hour (usually on here, it's my husband's bug bear) and then rush around like a loon, getting ready in the last five minutes.