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Getting a cat >:(

Yetman said:
Oh and whats worse, is the one we are getting has only got three legs – this is gonna be great for my street cred in the village :mad:
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lol :D

is it house trained?
 
LD Rudeboy said:
Thirded, Fourthed and even Fifthed.

Here is something I posted a while ago which still bloody stands.
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Sorry it was so good I felt I should C+P ;)

LD Rudeboy having a rant said:
This won't make me popular but it needs to be said.

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<Rant Alert> - due to giving up smoking and finding a bloody cat has pissed over my record collection AGAIN!!

The reason cat lovers go awwwwww at cats is because they don't have much of a personality to begin with and so find it easy to deal with a non-threatening animal rather than be challenged by a real live person.

Cat lovers are so boring that talking to them is like listening to Coldplay on repeat for three weeks.

They are the type of people who listen to chart music and get bored with the songs at the same time that the hits fall off the charts; they only buy singles because they never want to bother hearing the whole album.

What do Cats actually do? Nothing! That’s what. They seem to have no other purpose apart from pissing over my stuff. A cat’s life is nothing but stupefying tedium.

And so when a boring person sees something that just lies around all the time they think, "Great! This animal is more boring than I am!"

So they then talk to their cats in pathetic little baby voices because it makes them seem interesting by comparison.

I do concede that many linguists claim that baby talking to infants is actually important, because it helps teach babies to understand words, and to speak. That may be so -- but have you ever seen a talking cat? NO!!!!!

That’s the reason and you all know it.

Ah, I feel so much better for getting that off my chest.
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zenie said:
Sorry it was so good I felt I should C+P ;)
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Top post Zenie, with you all the way mate. Dogs are the business, they love you, cats just use you.

If this little fucker even thinks about pissing on any of my shit it'll find itself in the mincer. The slow mincer as well. The filthy ginger prick.
 
Dogs don't love you, they're just too pathetic to be without you. Cats love you on their own terms.
 
dolly's gal said:
the cat/dog thing - it's soooo boring :rolleyes:
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Yeah that ^

Will I get shot for liking both, is taking sides obligatory?

My cats are cool, they both play fetch :cool:
 
Blagsta said:
See, cats have musical taste! :D
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You cheeky fucker! :mad: :mad:

Both my 9-5 Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash At San Quentin albums still stink of piss thanks to a bloody cat. :mad:
 
Oh yeah and another thing. :mad:

My Good Lady Wife wants to take the cat back to NZ when we move and that'll cost not much less than it does for us to go back. :rolleyes:

It's only a bloody cat. We could get another one when we get there and give the current one to a good home. Or even better, replace it with a Dog. :D

At least our cat wasn't responsible for pissing all over my records.
 
LD Rudeboy said:
Oh yeah and another thing. :mad:

My Good Lady Wife wants to take the cat back to NZ when we move and that'll cost not much less than it does for us to go back. :rolleyes:

It's only a bloody cat. We could get another one when we get there and give the current one to a good home. Or even better, replace it with a Dog. :D

At least our cat wasn't responsible for pissing all over my records.
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If it's well behaved re:furniture and I can pursuade my wife, it'll get pampered beyond extremity if you give him/ her to us!
 
nonamenopackdrill said:
If it's well behaved re:furniture and I can pursuade my wife, it'll get pampered beyond extremity if you give him/ her to us!
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No chance. It's coming with us. My Good Lady Wife would rather leave me behind before the cat.

TBF as far as cats go it's one of the good ones. :cool:
 
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