Getting a baby to eat his dinner

[beeboo]

aww - he is totally gorgeous!

First the tiger suit, now this - Orang is doing his best to make himself irresistable to women

 

[Belushi]

aww - he is totally gorgeous!

First the tiger suit, now this - Orang is doing his best to make himself irresistable to women

A cute baby nephew is one of the most powerful pulling tools known to man

 

[Orang Utan]

Orang is doing his best to make himself irresistable to women

I'm pretty resistable as it turns out!
Where are all these women then?

 

[beeboo]

I'm pretty resistable as it turns out!
Where are all these women then?

Have you tried the old trick of taking nephew out to the supermarket with you? (tiger suit optional ) women would surely be falling at your feet (well I would )

nothing like demonstrating a bit of a paternal streak to make the ladies go weak at the knees (or maybe I'm just broody )

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm always taking him down to the shops!
Maybe I should take him to the pub

 

[Spion]

Yeah, and if he cries a bit of brandy should do the trick

 

[Belushi]

I'm always taking him down to the shops!
Maybe I should take him to the pub

Take him clubbing with ye!

 

[SubZeroCat]

Awww he's adorable!

 

[radio_atomica]

Spoon is some kind of vehicles (train, van, aeorplane). His mouth is a tunnel. All you have to do is make the noise of a train going towards his mouth and he'll be so chuffed laughing at you that the 'train' can drive into the 'tunnel'.

Alternatively 'That food is really delicious isn't it? If you don't eat it soon I'm going to have to have it because I'm sooooooo hungry. Mmmm quick eat it up before I get it.'

This worked so well on my cousin once that she was nearly sick she ate so fast.

 

[radio_atomica]

oops double post

 

[tuesday's child]

I found those baby slings absolutely invaluable for that. My mother would constantly tell me I was spoiling my daughter by picking her up all the time when she cried - but she was a cunt so what would she know!!!

All I know is that I went everywhere with my girl strapped to me, and she was happy as larry, so so was I

The only problem with slinging is that they get heavier before they stop wanting to be carried all the time. ouch!

(speaking as someone who still suffers from back problems from the sling days )