George Lucas = C@nt

[fear-n-loathing]

he's a shit bag, everything related to star wars is a trade mark

 

[T & P]

As far as I'm concerned Ep. 1-3 were never made.

Can't wait for that new drug that can effectively erase memories to become available so I can pretend they don't exist.

But as far as Lucas goes, far worse than coming up with a truly awful set of prequels was the disgraceful Han shot first editing incident.

 

[skyscraper101]

I only saw Episode 1 and thought it was crap.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Why should he be proud of being ignorant?

what?? so choosing to ignore a programme or song is ignorant??? fUck off

 

[Sweaty Betty]

That’s not what you said on the vibrators thread.

So an offer of a wild ride on my landspeeder isn’t going to tempt you?

p.s. I think you have confused Wokey with Han Solo, he’s the wooden one.

i said....i threw mine out ages ago, coz it had a silly brush attachment to it

spinters....??

 

[Orang Utan]

what?? so choosing to ignore a programme or song is ignorant??? fUck off

Noooo. If you haven't seen a programme or heard a song, you are ignorant of it. It's nothing to be proud of, or ashamed of. It's just a fact. Saying you are proud of it implies you feel you are above it, which is rather snobbish

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah, cos of course George Lucas is going to busy himself with the content of a pissy little exhibition in London when he's got ILM and the Skywalker Ranch to manage...

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Noooo. If you haven't seen a programme or heard a song, you are ignorant of it. It's nothing to be proud of, or ashamed of. It's just a fact. Saying you are proud of it implies you feel you are above it, which is rather snobbish

Im defiantly above umbrella , hollyoakes ill claim indiffernce

 

[kyser_soze]

Brellabrella baby!

 

[Sweaty Betty]

*fingers in ears*

 

[kyser_soze]

UNDER MY UMBRELLA-UM-BER-RELLA

Can ya hear me yet?

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Yes

 

[kyser_soze]

HAHAAAAAAA!

That'll learn ya for not watching Star Wars

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Id rather watch Hollyoakes than that load of guff......

 

[Santino]

I love Star Wars.


But I have nothing useful to contribute.


Carry on.


Hmm.... I wonder what a Carry On version of Star Wars would be like. Sid James is Han, obviously, Barbara Windsor as Leia, and Jim Dale as Luke. Charles Hawtrey has to be C3P0 and Kenneth Williams is the Emperor. But who would be Obiwan?

 

[kyser_soze]

Bernard Breslaw as Chewie.

Terry whatshisname as Obiwan.

 

[T & P]

Julian Clary would make a good C3PO

 

[Santino]

Terry Scott?

Maybe Kenneth Connor for Obiwan.

Actually, Williams would make a better Governor Tarkin than Emperor.

 

[wishface]

Lucas lost the plot years ago. He hasn't a clue how to write script and is far too dependant on cgi to tell a story. A story he forgot a long time ago, in a galaxy far away.

Those original movies have a special magic. The new ones are just jumped up firework displays of toy adverts (to quote Spaced).

Now take your money AND FUCK OFF!

 

[Gromit]

Those original movies have a special magic. The new ones are just jumped up firework displays of toy adverts (to quote Spaced).

Now take your money AND FUCK OFF!

I don't care how long you've saved your fifty pees!

You weren't there at the beginnning, you don't understand... etc.

God I love Spaced!