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that sounds disturbingly like a clever person with a social rather than a geek


do you wear t-shirts that only other mathamatitions understand? do you find yourself talkin to people about something you like and they have a slihly baffeled lost look on their face? if no then you may not be a true geek
 
do you wear t-shirts that only other mathamatitions understand? do you find yourself talkin to people about something you like and they have a slihly baffeled lost look on their face? if no then you may not be a true geek

erm, t-shirts? no. 'fraid not. baffling? yes... i only have to say my job title and eyes glaze over.
 
Shippou-Chan said:
no ...
haduken.jpg

this is me.... being very silly

Ryu?
 
mildly

but the fact you had to ask and the fact you said transformer not decepticon gives you away as only being a little geeky ... i'll give you hounorary geek status if you can name what it would be if it wasn't the decepticon logo with out useing google
 
Shippou-Chan said:
yeah but do you pronounce it "sequal"?


er


no ...


nope


definatly not


actually it would probably look a bit more like this

SELECT tbl_posters.Nickname, Sum(tbl_sex.Sex) AS SumOfSex, tbl_avail.[available?], tbl_kinks.Kinktype, tbl_posters.Location
FROM tbl_avail, tbl_kinks, tbl_posters, tbl_sex
GROUP BY tbl_posters.Nickname, tbl_avail.[available?], tbl_kinks.Kinktype, tbl_posters.Location
HAVING (((Sum(tbl_sex.Sex))="Female") AND ((tbl_avail.[available?])=Yes))
ORDER BY tbl_kinks.Kinktype DESC , tbl_posters.Location;


a bit messy I know (and apologies for using MS abombination SQL rather than propper SQL)but ...

*snort*

:)
 
well to be honest even i don't call it "sequal" even though technically it is supposed to be prononced as such genrally people havn't a clue what your on
 
and really there should be some joins in there too... I think its time to stop before i start looking at defining relationships between the tables :D


tbh never called it sequal
 
only strange people call it that


as for myself i passed the unit but i though i would fail ... presumably my ability to draw ERDs got me passed the exam ... i can never rember all the commands but i have a cheat sheet somewhere for oracle
 
editor said:
Where's the poll then, eh?

Or do you need a bloke to help you set one up?

<gets coat and scarpers>
:D

Uh, what is the gender of the person who does most of your techy stuff on the boards again...? ;)
 
I am reminded, reading this thread, of a witty quip I once read about women looking for potential suitors among the techy fraternity:

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

;)
 
untethered said:
Real geeks don't prefix their table names with "tbl_" any more than real cyclists use stabilisers.
But it is realistic, as all the tables in vBulletin are prefixed ;)

(Not with 'tbl' - you pick the prefix when you set it up)
 
On a semantic point, I think it's worth distinguishing between geeks and nerds.

Geeks know stuff. They have a greater than average level of professional skill. They get stuff done, even if non-geeks find it hard to understand the value of it. Typically, they are constantly searching both to deepen and broaden their geekiness. Because they are creative and knowledgeable, they tend to be interesting and dynamic, if at times a little puzzling. Typically, geeks are both enthusiastic evangelists and self-effacing. Often, they're polymaths whose expertise embraces several fields.

Nerds on the other hand, are both dull and common. They tend to have an obsessive yet shallow interest in a technical field but little real love for it. They're more interested in accumulating kit than actually doing anything with it. Their creativity at best extends to unusual configurations of off-the-shelf equipment or ideas. In company, they will tend to bore the pants off others with their droning about non-topics and one-upmanship about their gear.

Probably around 25% of males over the age of 14 know how to build, configure and maintain computers. But most of these are nerds rather than geeks.

Nerds are into overclocking. Geeks design integrated circuits.
Nerds know all the latest cool apps and utilities. Geeks write them.
Nerds spend most of their spare time gaming. Geeks write the games they play (and then spend their spare time gaming).
Nerds design web pages. Geeks design web browsers...

and of course likewise in other fields than computing.
 
Velouria said:
But it is realistic, as all the tables in vBulletin are prefixed ;)

(Not with 'tbl' - you pick the prefix when you set it up)

That's to allow you to run several different database applications on the same database instance, not to allow lame coders to distinguish between table and column names.
 
Shippou-Chan said:
so what am i if i have a degree in computing but spend all my free time watching anime?

It really depends what you do with your non-free time. Neither of the things you mention in themselves would make you either a geek or a nerd. We are of course plumbing the semantic depths here. In common parlance, the two words are used quite interchangeably and knowing how to install a monitor would probably qualify you as a geek in many people's eyes.
 
Shippou-Chan said:
so are you using geek as only applying to those of a computing nature?

No, not at all, though again that's the common usage. For some reason it applies mostly to people with scientific or technical interests, though.

Ah, the joys of language. If you don't like it, just redefine it to suit. :)
 
Shippou-Chan said:
there is nothing wrong with clearly naming tables with prefixes ... it help the little uns when they have to read your code


yup and when you work on real databases (as opposed to this microsoft and oracle shit) and you have a schema and spec with 500+ entries including muiltple cross database joins it makes it easier to see at a glance what is what if tables are prefixed "tbl" queries "qry" views "V and scripts "scr"


geek or nerd...


looks for cardie and sandals...

nope


phew I am just a geek
 
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