souljacker
innit
Its Adrian Chiles, apparently. He has a face I'd never tire of hitting.
gary lineker's an arse
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corporate whore
oh, thought you were dead
STFC said:
Like FUCK.
Lynam was an experienced sports presenter of long standing, who would coax decent game analysis out of the 'experts', with the occassional joke for good measure.
Lynam quipped rarely, but quipped well, and is remembered for one or two choice moments. Lineker's only weapon is the quip. He quips for a living (when he's not hawking fat to the kids.)
Lineker's an arriviste, a televisual no-mark, a man for whom sitting joshing with 'the boys' of a Saturday night is an agreeable alternative to the golf club.
He's made MoTD clubbable, ditching any semblance of analysis in favor of a program full of bloated cunts laugh at how much they're getting paid for this shit. (so yes, I recognise that, in this, it reflects the premiership...)
However.
I fucking hate Gary Lineker. HE MUST DIE!
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corporate whore said:Like FUCK.
Lynam was an experienced sports presenter of long standing, who would coax decent game analysis out of the 'experts', with the occassional joke for good measure.
Lynam quipped rarely, but quipped well, and is remembered for one or two choice moments. Lineker's only weapon is the quip. He quips for a living (when he's not hawking fat to the kids.)
Lineker's an arriviste, a televisual no-mark, a man for whom sitting joshing with 'the boys' of a Saturday night is an agreeable alternative to the golf club.
He's made MoTD clubbable, ditching any semblance of analysis in favor of a program full of bloated cunts laugh at how much they're getting paid for this shit. (so yes, I recognise that, in this, it reflects the premiership...)
However.
I fucking hate Gary Lineker. HE MUST DIE!
this is the truth. STFC speak with forked tongue.
I don’t want to ruin the integrity of this debate by spreading salacious gossip, but it’s a well known fact that GL is a well known / lecher / groper / player round the BBC sports dept. and more than one female employee has left due to getting pissed off with having to deal with his unsubtle sexual advances everyday ..
Kinda takes away his wholesome sheen don’t you think?
Kinda takes away his wholesome sheen don’t you think?
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matt611 said:
yeah yeah. he's allegedly a gambling freak as well. the shiny veneer is all bollox, or fake tan. he's a nasty piece of work. does his bit for charity though. fucking should do though with the amount of money he gets for being obnoxious.
maximilian ping
Grrrrr
souljacker said:Its Adrian Chiles, apparently. He has a face I'd never tire of hitting.
this bloke is the best sports pundit
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maximilian ping said:
lies. he's a twat. unprofessional and the whole cheeky chappy brummy bullshit wore out after three minutes of his first stumbling and awkward conversation with strachan (comedy genius)
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Onket said:I'm leaving this thread cos you lot clearly don't know what you're talking about.
is it the walkers?
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Linekar would happily flog Lucozade to diabetics for a few extra bucks. Surplus.
Harold Hill
Jay Emm forgot his p/word
matt611 said:
How is that a well known fact?
Harold Hill
Jay Emm forgot his p/word
People that get that worked up about sports presenters are weird.
corporate whore
oh, thought you were dead
Harold Hill said:
Well, I've heard it as well. Does that count?
I've also heard at least one tabloid has a file on Lineker, and is merely waiting for the right time to put him out of my misery.
*rubs hands*
souljacker
innit
maximilian ping said:
He can't present to save his life. He always fluff lines, fucks up links and asks the most stupid questions.
He's a cunt!
maximilian ping
Grrrrr
souljacker said:
bullshit! you are incorrect mr souljacker
he's intelligent, funny and cuts through all the crap
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/match_of_the_day/3555876.stm
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Relahni said:
seen him in real life. the hair is a sight to behold.
Kenny Vermouth
Wankers
Couldn't agree more.maximilian ping said:i don't want GL ruining my world cup with his (or his script writers') useless puns and smug face.
i've read a couple of sports columnists recently (one is my fave simon hattenstone) who are getting sick of gary lineker's unfunny boring bootroom humour. i have to agree.
eg, intro the Uruguay game: "England have gone all Bent". how clever
Also I can't stand seeing the BBC guys lounging about on a sofa in garish shirts during Football Focus.
ChrisFilter
Like a boss.
Fucks sake Do you none of you remember 'The Premiership' on ITV?! For the love of god, MotD and Lineker are the saviours of football compared to that bag of shit!
Do you none of you remember 'The Premiership' on ITV?! For the love of god, MotD and Lineker are the saviours of football compared to that bag of shit!
Harold Hill
Jay Emm forgot his p/word
He's better than Elton Welsby.
leftistangel
Well-Known Member
I miss Des and Jimmy Hill.
