It works I swear. I just taped my Canon up and went into an area of town that's the worst for camera theft. I walked around shouting "ROB ME!!! MUG ME!!!! TAKE, STEAL, OH PRIZE MY BELOVED, £4,718 CAMERA FROM MY HANDS AT KNIFEPOINT!!!". All the thieves looked at me blankly and said "nah mate are you joking, I couldn't even get 20 pence for that piece of shit". I then ripped the gaffer tape from the pentaprism, revealing the Canon logo. If you have ever been in a stampede, you'll know what I felt like. Hundreds of muggers, thieves, junkies and crack fiends appeared from around corners, behind walls, out of windows - some even climbed up through manholes and drains! They chased me for at least 200m, after which I just managed to jump on the bus home. They were clawing at the bus's windows and door, but luckily the driver closed the door in time. Thankfully by the time they'd found the emergency door release, it was too late - the bus had built up such a speed that we left them behind. I have never been so relieved apart from the time I held in a shit for two to three days throughout a festival because I couldn't find a toilet fit for a human being to sit on. It was a close one I tell you.
