Fyre Festival - laugh long, laugh loud

Discussion in 'festivals' started by beesonthewhatnow, Apr 28, 2017.

  1. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    A 'luxury festival' backed by celebrities descends into chaos as one guest calls it 'Rich Kids of Instagram meets Lord of the Flies'

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
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  2. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Going to be interesting to check back in a year and see what kind of society they've built for themselves.
     
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    There is some amazing stuff on the hashtag but dunno what is fake or real... sounds like a mess though!

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  4. Supine

    Supine Rough Like Badger

    Haha, was reading the hashtag earlier. Sounds like a fun festi lol
     
  5. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    :D been chortling about this all day!
     
  6. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    What kind of utter knob forks out for a festival 'full of supermodels' ? No need to answer that by the way. :D

     
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  7. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

  8. wiskey

    wiskey Albatross Admirer

    This has amused me so much today
     
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  9. beesonthewhatnow

    beesonthewhatnow going deaf for a living

    Tweet of the year :D
     
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  10. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    All new articles should end like the one in the OP, in honour of those who died in the Great Fyre
     
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  11. wtfftw

    wtfftw Well-Known Member

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  12. xes

    xes F.O.A.D

    doesn't look that bad from this little walk around

     
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  13. phillm

    phillm Trolling through Life (TM)

    Probably FEMA torture camps left over from a Gitmo black-ops prison.
     
  14. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

    I was secretly hoping it was all done on purpose as some sort of political art installation and all the rich cunts' money was going to refugee charities.

    Unfortunately it was just rich cunts taking money from rich cunts to keep for themselves.
     
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

  16. Rich kids of Instagram? STRAIGHT TO THE JA RULAG.
     
  17. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    Who says festivals are struggling to make money. Here is how you do it.

    £10k a ticket.
    Row em to an island.
    Abandon them with some tents and bread.
    Leg it.

    Plenty of a head start as they can't get off the island.

    It's genius really.
     
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  18. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    I wasn't laughing until I saw the cheese sarnie inna polystyrene box. Even chips kebab meat and cheese in a box is better than that and for all that money. Some of these people will be rich enough to sue as well.
     
  19. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

  20. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    It'll probably leave Ja Rule a bit short
     
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  21. sunnysidedown

    sunnysidedown Well-Known Member

    The rich eat themselves
     
  22. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    Think of all the extra money therapists are going to make out of this.

    "They didn't even have any cucumber eye masks! *sobs*".
     
  23. Dumpster Fyre Fest :hmm:
     
  24. belboid

    belboid TUC Off Your Knees

    Suddenly Safe as Milk feels a positively sensible decision.
     
  25. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

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    #fakenews
     
  26. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    I Worked at Fyre Festival. It Was Always Going to Be a Disaster.

    :D
     
  27. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    Also:

     
  28. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

  29. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

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