He lived in my hometown and used to get chased by schoolgirls. Think he went to Athletico Madrid - he was certainly there when I was managing them.
Funny and bizarre things from football
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He lived in my hometown and used to get chased by schoolgirls. Think he went to Athletico Madrid - he was certainly there when I was managing them.
kained&able
Here for the football.
retired in 2004 after finishing his contract with athletico madrid. Got ajax to the quarters or so of the championsleague in ummm late 90's as well.
dave
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
I think he cried off about 90% of his loan spell to go shopping. Superb when he showed up though.
Jason McAteer is apparently incredibly stupid. So much so that Neil Ruddock has virtually built his after dinner speaking career on anecdotes about his former team-mate, who is nicknamed Trigger after the Only Fools & Horses character.
Like the one about when McAteer bumped into snooker legend Jimmy White, and greeted him by yelling "Oi Jimmy...one hundred and eighty!!!".
Like the one about when McAteer bumped into snooker legend Jimmy White, and greeted him by yelling "Oi Jimmy...one hundred and eighty!!!".
tommers
Currently in investor / advisor mode.
I would have put defensive midfielder if I was him.
What about Southgate? Started as a midfielder, ended up a defender. Same with Rio.
Must be tricky.
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
I thought that Rio started as a goalie when he was a nipper? where did i get that from.
tommers
Currently in investor / advisor mode.
you're such a mcateer.
Fedayn
Well-Known Member
Not true.
christonabike
Elm Park Bencher
The one I heard about McAteer was when he had locked himself out of his car
A passing copper said he could break into the car with a coat-hanger
He went and got him a wooden one
A passing copper said he could break into the car with a coat-hanger
He went and got him a wooden one
Phenotypic Dai
The girdle of Venus
Zaire v Brazil in the 1974 world cup. Free kick to Brazil, the ref blows his whistle and a Zaire defender comes steaming out of the wall and boots the ball straight up the pitch, later claiming that he thought he was allowed to do that. Video linky
Refused as fuck
"ethnic pakistani tosser"
During a pre-season friendly, then Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce sent on goalkeeper Steven Harper to replace a striker and play up front. Although Harper had started his schoolboy career as a striker he looked extremely awkward running up and down the pitch and trying to put tackles in.
Phenotypic Dai
The girdle of Venus
David Platt's subtle and witty best man's speech, at a close friend's wedding, where he trotted out the names of the groom's ex partners, his favoured method of contraception and rounded it off by suggesting that the groom still suffered from a lingering STD.
Maggot
The Cake of Liberty
kained&able
Here for the football.
bring that up whenever anyone disagrees with me thinking zidane is the best plyer of all time and go for pele
Even George weahs "cosuin" can look world class in a highlights package!
dave
Even George weahs "cosuin" can look world class in a highlights package!
dave
Steel Icarus
an attempt was made
Classic story. (Read the comments. No, really.)
