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Funniest Chants (or the most offensive chants) you have heard

Discussion in 'football' started by LiamO, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. Idris2002

    Idris2002 Dylan's Self-Portrait, not all bad

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  2. LiamO

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    I don't think that qualifies as a football chant Idris. Yellow card for you. One more and you're off sunshine.
     
  3. Corax

    Corax Read my blog you bastards.

    For a little while, AFC Wimbledon's LB was Michael "MC" Harvey of So Solid Crew. So Solid were in the press several times over alleged gun offences.

    So whenever anyone fouled him, the crowd would start chanting the simple but effective "Harvey's gonna shooot ya! Harvey's gonna shooot ya!"
     
  4. Lfc diehard

    Lfc diehard New Member

    O he's fat
    O he's ugly
    And his hairs glued to his head
    O Wayne Rooney I wish you were fucking dead
     
  5. LiamO

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    That's neither funny nor particularly offensive... just shit. Written by an 8-year old?
     
  6. CosmikRoger

    CosmikRoger Well-Known Member

    His eyes were offside
    His eyes were offside
    Mesut Ozil
    His eyes were offside.


    Funny and offensive, do I win five pounds?
     
  7. Dogsauce

    Dogsauce Lord of the Dance Settee

    Very pissed Newcastle fans on the train the other week were intermittently singing this one ( to the tune of que sera):

    'Oh Gerrard, Gerrard,
    He kisses the badge on his chest,
    and puts in a transfer request
    Oh Gerrard, Gerrard!'
     
  8. el-ahrairah

    el-ahrairah forward communism, forward gerbils!

    it would be a liverpool fan who joins up solely to post a shit chant about rooney on a long dead thread.
     
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  9. Corax

    Corax Read my blog you bastards.

    Agreed. It's definitely not funny, and not really "offensive" - but it's certainly stepping over the line of being unnecessarily unpleasant.

    And I say that as someone who thinks Rooney should have been dropped from the national team about 4 years ago.
    Funny yes, but offensive? I'm not so sure of that (in a football chant 'banter' context). The guy does have quite big bulging eyeballs. He's also extremely talented (eurgh - *washes mouth out with soap*), wealthy, successful, and appears to have his personal life together, so I doubt he really gives a shit.
     
  10. LiamO

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    Nah. It's just shit. And lazy.

    And also not true. Rooney's hair is all his own.
     
  11. miktheword

    miktheword Well-Known Member


    Better was ' dimitar, dimitaaaaaar,
    Ur mum washes windscreens
    On the North Circulaaaar'


    The Campbell song which gained so much publicity was obviously and meant to be offensive, but was more interesting to me in that the BBC, 5LIVE especially said it was racist, after the line ' it won't be long till ur hanging from a tree...'

    They determined and allowed no response, that it alluded to KKK lynchings and not to the sad suicide of Justin fashanu..Tottenham fans suspected Campbell of being in the closet and the possible outing of this was reason behind his walking off from ground at half time having put West Ham two up on his own at the library...
    Offensive on every level but not racist in any way...BBC had their agenda, kick it out, proletarian racist scum etc, knew nothing or preferred to ignore the long history.of anti racism of Tottenham fans and their firm..would not have been tolerated.
     
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  12. miktheword

    miktheword Well-Known Member




    Wasn't the Red riposte something along the lines of
    ' the city is yours...the city is yours...
    10,000 empty seats
    Are you fuckin sure?!'
     
  13. Andyc1964

    Andyc1964 New Member

    So Everton formed by a Methodist Minister and The Shyte by a greedy landlord and his Orange Order Mates leans towards the shyte being Proddy and Everton Catholic. ...what a lpad of shite.....and why oh why bring religion into it. IS it not bad enough in Glasgow ( oh and I follow Rangers with a passion and support Everton with my SOUL)
     
  14. Andyc1964

    Andyc1964 New Member

    Oh there was only the irish famine then lol ffs
     
  15. Andyc1964

    Andyc1964 New Member

    The red Norse support ?????
     
  16. co-op

    co-op Free the rhubarb crumble!

    http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/09-10/comment/fan/RedBlueGreenOrange.pdf
     
  17. Captain Christy

    Captain Christy Active Member

    Underweight Five foot eight
    Gerry Dalys fucking great.
    Manchester United chant mid 70s for Irish lad Gerry Daly
     
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  18. alfajobrob

    alfajobrob Well-Known Member

    He certainly does a passable Marty Feldman impression....thats probably why he is so sucessful...they think he is going to pass there but really he is looking 40metres to the left.
     
  19. Corax

    Corax Read my blog you bastards.

    That quote about him being "extremely talented" hasn't aged well has it? :D
     
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  20. AnnO'Neemus

    AnnO'Neemus Is so vanilla

    "You fat bastard!" at FC United. It was funny. You had to be there.
     

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