Funniest Chants (or the most offensive chants) you have heard

Discussion in 'football' started by LiamO, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Cos you lot ain't too bad you aren't proper Scouse bastards like them. :)
  2. LiamO

    LiamO Share the love

    you have to intellectualise everything don't you?
  3. Fedayn

    Fedayn Well-Known Member

    Not necessarily. I've known Kopites who's parents have told them not to support Everton cos they're the 'Prod' team. (Historically the Everton part of Liverpool had strong Orange lodge links). But i've also known Blues who's parents have told them not to support Liverpool cos they're the 'Proddie' team.... Some Everton fans get a bit of pleasure out of the facct that John Houlding-a leading orangeman-was one of the founders of Liverpool. However he was also a founding member of Everton.
  4. Fedayn

    Fedayn Well-Known Member

    I think most Blues would argue different as regards being 'proper scousers'. Our support is arguably more centred on the city then theirs.
  5. LiamO

    LiamO Share the love

    What a bit like Celtic's ground and rangers ground both being in mostly 'enemy' territory?

    All I can say is I have heard Everton songs about being Catholic and the same Everton fans bitterly dismissed Liverpool as Orange bastards.... but like I said the tradition history now.
    During the 1950s and 1960s Everton were coined as the Catholic club

    Oh we hate Bill Shankly, and we hate St John
    But most of all, we hate Big Ron
    And we'll hang the kopites one by one
    On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey

    So to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too
    We'll drown them all in the Mersey
    And we'll fight, fight, fight with all our might

    For the lads in the Royal Blue Jerseys.
    btw fed just read there is a catholic chapel at one corner of goodison. is that true?
  6. LiamO

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    bit like the manc blues .
  7. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    That's fightin talk (and bollox)
  8. LiamO

    LiamO Share the love


    But isn't OT in Salford or something. You know. your neighbouring town?
  9. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

  10. Fedayn

    Fedayn Well-Known Member

    Yes I know the song, but I know plenty of Orcs at Everton. Stuart McCall had a relationship with a section of our 'Orange' support.The 'Catholic' club nomencalture was more to do with a few irish players signing rather than some marked division as three was/is up here.

    St Lukes is in the corner of the ground where the Gwladys Street meets the Goodison Road/Main Stand. It's an Anglican chapel as it goes.
  11. LiamO

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    yes but your 'proof' is not half as much sport as winding up Utd fans.
  12. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    I spotted what you were doing there, and didn't think you needed any help, but here's a little tune:

    You're the pride of
    Your're the pride of
    You're the pride of Singapore
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  13. LiamO

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    As no doubt did Drunken Duncan.

    I can't find the song I was actually looking for. The first line was about being from Liverpool the second line was 'my religion Catholic'. But I am well aware that for most fans this old bollocks is history.

    But the Liverpool Protestant Party was only disestablished in 1974 and had Councillors up to the 1960's.
    In 1974 its members were invited to subsume themselves into the local Conservative Party, which they subsequently did.
  14. kained&able

    kained&able Here for the football.

    The obvious one but i don't think i've seen it:

    Adebayor, adebayooooor
    your dad washes elephants
    your mum is a whore.

    My current favourite is a walsall chant sung at one of thier own players.

    No spray no lay
    no cash no gash
    manny fresh fresh fresh
    many fresh fresh fresh

    Sung at Emmanuel "pop pop pop" Smith.

  15. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    Mr. QofG's encountered this rather random one from other AFC Don's fans at a recent game, to the tune of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor", "More beer, fatter women. More beer, fatter women. More beer, fatter women. More beer, fatter women!"
  16. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    Cardiff City fans to Coventry fans some years ago in the FA Cup "did the germans bomb your town?"
  17. xes

    xes F.O.A.D

    My daddy tought me this when I were just knee high t' grass hopper....

    He's only a poor little goona
    His face is all battered and torn
    He made me feel sick, so I hit him with a brick
    And now he don't sing anymore
    Poor thing!
  18. kained&able

    kained&able Here for the football.

    van per-sie when the girl says no molest-her

    artful dodger.

  19. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    That reminds me of the Man City classic: "Uwe's grandad bombed Old Trafford"
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  20. kained&able

    kained&able Here for the football.

    walsall used to sing this at former player troy deany.

    Dontcha wish your striker was troy dean-y
    dontcha wish your striker was a former brick-y

    (pussy cat dolls)

    always tickled me.

  21. LiamO

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    Why is this witty though? Am I missing something?
  22. xes

    xes F.O.A.D

    Some team, can't remember who, singing to the spurs fans "your wrecked your own town, you wrecked your own town, what a bunch of wankers, you wrecked your own town"
  23. xes

    xes F.O.A.D

    I have a brithon fan in the house, and his fans sings "you're too ugly to be gay"
  24. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    our version works better:

    He's only a poor little budgie,
    His feathers all tattered and torn,
    He started to sing, so I filled the cunt in,
    And now he don't sing anymooooooooore!

    More evocative like ;)
  25. alsoknownas

    alsoknownas some bloke

    I adapted this at Glastonbury following England's gloomy 4-1 defeat to Germany, which felt for a couple of hours as though it had spoiled the whole festival. I got a section singing 'Let's pretend that England won', and dancing around like idiots :D.
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  26. chieftain

    chieftain Mega Gammon

    Inverness Caledonian Thistle to Cowdenbeath

    (to the tune of the Addams Family)

    They come frae near Lochgelly,
    They havenae got a telly,
    They’re dirty and they’re smelly,
    The Cowden Family

    The girls all have moustaches,
    They’ve all got nasty rashes,
    And nae cunt ever washes,
    The Cowden Family
  27. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    A chant that I started, and have probably repeated on here before.

    Aston Villa v West Ham 1996. West Ham were wearing a change kit of yellow and claret. Me and a young friend started singing Harry Redknapp's rhubarb and custard army, and soon everyone joined in. West Ham walked out for second half accompanied by 3000 fans singing the theme tune to the well know BBC children's programme.

    Years later I read the book West Ham til I dies by Robert Banks, and he said of the game,only memorable for the one and only appearance of the rhubarb and custard kit. My only sporting claim to fame!
  28. LiamO

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    doesn't fit the tune very well though :)
  29. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    Its all in the inflection.
  30. LiamO

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    actually I can hear it working in a slowed-down brummie accent kind of way.

    btw when ye play AT WHU do ye sing 'Chim chimanee chim chimanee chim chim charoo... we hate those bastards in Claret and blue'?

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