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Funniest Chants (or the most offensive chants) you have heard

Discussion in 'football' started by LiamO, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    I have no idea which is which and which United's is either. In fact I can never remember which the Scottish ones are either. :)
     
  2. Brixton Hatter

    Brixton Hatter edge of heaven

  3. LiamO

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    @Glitter

    Thanks for the PM. You were right not to post it. Like you said... there are some places one should not go.
     
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  4. LiamO

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    A Geordie acquaintance was proudly telling me of a game in the 80's when - after a previous encounter in which a petrol bomb was (allegedly) thrown at West Ham fans by a Geordie - the Toon Army sang

    'Scream when you're burnin
    You only scream when you're burning'.

    Anybody shed any light on this?
     
  5. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    PM it to me will you?
     
  6. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Don't know about the song but remember the petrol bomb being thrown, the fella that threw it got 3 years, he would be lifed off today.
     
  7. Athos

    Athos Well-Known Member

    Me too, please.
     
  8. LiamO

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    It's only some oul shite about Hillsborough... but it's on its way to ye both.
     
  9. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Don't bother, sorry that I asked
     
  10. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Cheers Liam, I am sorry that I asked you, thank fuck I have never heard it sung.
     
  11. Corax

    Corax Read my blog you bastards.

    Edit: Google found me a "sanitised" version at first, but just seen another. Yeah, pretty low that.
     
  12. LiamO

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    So was I. And in fairness Glitter was apologetic.

    Funny isn't it how we can laugh out loud at the wit of Luton fans singing the Dodi song at his grieving (billionaire) daddy - but Hillsborough/Munich etc leave us stone cold.
     
  13. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Closer to home probably and we can identify with those killed and those left behind to grieve.
     
  14. LiamO

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  15. LiamO

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    Yep. Sometimes Class prejudice can be very comforting.
     
  16. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    It was sung yesterday. Only by a few but a sizeable few.
     
  17. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    Thanks, the fucking wankers
     
  18. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    I was telling you the words, not ever endorsing them.

    I'm not keen on the Dodi thing either tbh. But Munich was my club and Hillsborough could have been any one of us. (One of t'other half's mates was in the Leppings Lane end that day and FIL to be was in another stand.)
     
  19. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    Yep.

    It seems to be coming back quite a bit atm. Weirdly it's by the young 'uns who have no idea of how it was.
     
  20. Corax

    Corax Read my blog you bastards.

    Rather than that being weird, I'd suggest that was entirely the reason.
     
  21. Fedayn

    Fedayn Well-Known Member

    Those poor Ceasescu's.....
     
  22. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    Yeah, I know what you mean, but then they justify it by 'but they sang Munich all through the 80s' :braindead:
     
  23. LiamO

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  24. Glitter

    Glitter Goddess of rock!

    Yeah I know.

    I'm just being touchy :)
     
  25. LiamO

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    I was once persuaded to provide p.a. for and to compere a pre-match 'party' for about 700 at a United away game. The singsong was going along dandily til some fuckin drunken eejit - infused with the spirit of fraternalism and 'spirits' in general - decided to sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'. Cue an avalanche of cans (thank fuck no glasses or bottles were given out).

    10 minutes later some clown decided to sing 'Who's that lying n the carpet?'. In fairness he was booed off and hit with several cans - at least one of which appeared full (though I don't know if it was beer or piss).

    It was touch and go (and decidedly uneasy) when the strippers were on... but then on came the 'Comedian' who strated lecturing the crowd about their manners. He might have gotten away with it too, if he wasn't a dead ringer for Ian Rush. As the first cans began to rain down amidst chants of 'You Scouse bastard' to the outraged 'comedican' who insisted on telling them 'well that's where you're wrong see, cos I'm from bloody birmingham"... I was sure my gear would soon be in smithereens so me and the fella who was organising the do just picked him up, carried him off stage and fucked him out the back door - just ahead of the posse of irate and drunken knuckle-draggers.
     
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  26. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    fucked him! crickey
     
  27. Deareg

    Deareg Well-Known Member

    What would you have done? just gave him a blow job? he was entitled to some form of payment you tightwad.
     
  28. LiamO

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    and the organiser gave him a good rimming first
     
  29. Fedayn

    Fedayn Well-Known Member

    It was, but from what the Kopites i've known have said it semed they got it far more tight on this song than we did.
     
  30. LiamO

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    and speaking of anal fun... I think the 'You only sing when you're rimming' one to Brighton fans is the wittiest one presented thus far.
     

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