Last weekend Arsenal fan's chanted 'Can you taste your brother's cock?' at Ryan Giggs and 'Who's the Scouser in the wig?" at Wayne Rooney. Full marks for invention and delivery. What one's have tickled you (even if they also made you wince a bit) over the years? And why? I always remember Asa Hartford failing a medical for a big-money transfer (to Leeds?) because they discovered he had a hole in his heart. Next time he played he was serenaded with 'There's a hole in your heart, dear Asa, dear Asa'.