Fucksake: Big Brother

[foo]

knob off spunk breath.

no, that was on wednesday.

 

[skyscraper101]

I feel for Jefe. DVDs are all good and well but the hassle free and comfortable option is good old US sitcoms in the morning. You don't even have to pay attention or worry about what bit you've missed. It's easy non-engaging viewing.

There's always the radio. George Lamb is on in a minute

 

[dodgepot]

so that's a no to the freeview box then?

he's so rude!

 

[Vamos666]

Oooh...Matthew Wright has some interesting viewpoints...I'm totally swayed.
To think i wasted all that time watching 'Frasier'.

Oh shit! They've got the Plasterer from 'Blue' on now!
*pins back ears and waits for many insightful comments*

 

[Badgers]

Will and Grace?

 

[Nanker Phelge]

you're all missing the point. During my miserable and rather prolonged recuperation, I've enjoyed waking up to these two shows and now I can't. I'm entirely aware of the wealth of alternatives

Watch big brother and bathe in the light of knowing that no matter how fucked your leg feels, you'll never be a hopeless fucking spunk bubble that takes part anything like that dire travesty.

It'll aid your recovery, help you to jump again.

 

[quimcunx]

if you don't like it, FLB, you could just not watch it. you're not a laid-up-in-bed raspberry-ripple with fuck all else to do, are you?

It's 3 months, 3 months of not being able to watch Channel 4 or any of its derivitive channels.

I had to watch BBC breakfast this morning.

 

[Greenfish]

they always have to get a pair of tits in there, don't they? they could never have a flat chested line up.

 

[Greenfish]

put my neck out here, but i actually quite like big brother. it's a weird situation for anyone to be in and that is what makes it interesting. there is no other place in society where you can just sit and watch people in such detail.

 

[DotCommunist]

Oooh...Matthew Wright has some interesting viewpoints...I'm totally swayed.
To think i wasted all that time watching 'Frasier'.

Oh shit! They've got the Plasterer from 'Blue' on now!
*pins back ears and waits for many insightful comments*

Wright somehow mysteriously flies under the cunt radar. I think it's his proximity to uber-cunt Jeremy Kyle swamping his signal

 

[foo]

put my neck out here, but i actually quite like big brother. it's a weird situation for anyone to be in and that is what makes it interesting. there is no other place in society where you can just sit and watch people in such detail.

why is that putting your neck out?

nothing wrong with actually quite liking Big Brother...

 

[Santino]

Especially now Dill's in it.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Have they got rid of Frazier? Shits. I sometimes watched that in the morning. I never really watched it before and have been quite enjoying it on the occasions when I pop it on.

Now I have no choice but to watch no TV.

 

[strung out]

Especially now Dill's in it.

is that why he hasnt been on the boards recently?

 

[El Jefe]

put my neck out here, but i actually quite like big brother. it's a weird situation for anyone to be in and that is what makes it interesting. there is no other place in society where you can just sit and watch people in such detail.

this isn't a thread about whether BB is shit or not.


Although, obviously, it's toilet

 

[Santino]

is that why he hasnt been on the boards recently?

Yeah, not 'travelling' or 'finishing my application' or the other stuff she made up.

 

[Pieface]

You are, by proxy and ill health, destined to get involved in this year's BB.

Plus I am SO ANGRY that I had to leave you in fucking BED this morning and I'm at work and I've lost all my bank cards, my work access card and my oyster card. My ankle also really hurts and I'm starting to feel embarrassed about last night.

I WANT TO BE AT HOME

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

only have terrestrial

oh. I have a free Freeview Box if you want it

 

[sojourner]

@ pieeye What did you do last night?

 

[Pieface]

Went on our end of season party. Things hurt and stuff is missing

 

[dodgepot]

oh. I have a free Freeview Box if you want it

we've already offered ours but didn't even get a "no thanks"

 

[Vintage Paw]

we've already offered ours but didn't even get a "no thanks"

That's cos he's too busy watching BB.

 

[quimcunx]

Especially now Dill's in it.

Thing least likely to happen EVA!

 

[Clair De Lune]

I am avoiding it this year at all costs.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Thing least likely to happen EVA!

And yet so true.

 

[N_igma]

you're all missing the point. During my miserable and rather prolonged recuperation, I've enjoyed waking up to these two shows and now I can't. I'm entirely aware of the wealth of alternatives

I know what ya mean. E4 usually has something watchable on it at night, now it'll be endless streaming of people sleeping. Woo hoo!

 

[tommers]

I know what ya mean. E4 usually has something watchable on it at night, now it'll be endless streaming of people sleeping. Woo hoo!

there's no live feed this year.

duh!

 

[N_igma]

there's no live feed this year.

duh!

Really? YIPPEE!

 

[Donna Ferentes]

If you can't cope with Big Brother, do you have to leave the house?

 

[Epico]

Will & Grace?