Fucking women drivers

[madzone]

yeah, but that's at low speed, not a sudden haul the wheel over and hit the bloody hedge

Still doesn't cancel it out. It's still fucked up my (and 4 other people's) car because she too fucking blonde to know how to drive properly. No-one died but it still doesn't make it alright.

 

[Spymaster]

On reading the title I thought this was going to be an instructional thread.

 

[madzone]

On reading the title I thought this was going to be an instructional thread.

Do you need a 'How-to'?

 

[Spymaster]

Always willing to learn.

 

[madzone]

Do you know the width of your vehicle?

 

[Bakunin]

Always willing to learn.

I see what you're up to, you naughty boy.

You're trying to lure Madzone into some bizarrely convenient (for you), Robin Askwith-style, 'Confessions Of A Driving Instructor' shenanigans, aren't you?

Eh?

EH?

EEEEEEEEEEEEH?

 

[madzone]

Why do all my threads end up about sex?

Why does no-one take me seriously?

 

[cybertect]

I want whiskers on my car so I can tell if I can fit through!

It can be arranged

 

[felixthecat]

Madz, i have this sort of issue daily with both men and women drivers. We have a slightly narrow and busy bit of hill thru the centre of town - note I say 'slightly' narrow cos its still perfectly possible to get 2 cars to pass without any problems. The amount of people who seem to think their corsa is a bus is quite, quite amazing.

I shout at them usually - doesn't do any good but makes me feel better

 

[Bakunin]

Why do all my threads end up about sex?

Why does no-one take me seriously?

I'm kidding, you know that.

As a rural person born and bred, I used to walk along a lot of country roads when I was a lad as walking was a favourite way to spend my time. I didn't mind the cautious drivers so much as the idiots who came haring down those country roads at warp speed as though they were Mario Andretti with a woman in labour on the back seat.

With the cautious ones you can hear them coming and give them plaenty of elbow room. With the Mario Andretti types the first thing you know about them is that they've just come flying past you, sometimes only less than a foot away from mashing you into the hedgerows.

 

[madzone]

I'm kidding, you know that.

As a rural person born and bred, I used to walk along a lot of country roads when I was a lad as walking was a favourite way to spend my time. I didn't mind the cautious drivers so much as the idiots who came haring down those country roads at warp speed as though they were Mario Andretti with a woman in labour on the back seat.

With the cautious ones you can hear them coming and give them plaenty of elbow room. With the Mario Andretti types the first thing you know about them is that they've just come flying past you, sometimes only less than a foot away from mashing you into the hedgerows.

But when you're driving behind them, trying to get on with your daily business and they're driving at 20mph and braking for bends it's an utter (and dangerous) pain in the arse.

 

[kained&able]

yends to be anypne in a 4x4 round these parts rather then women specificly.

But we have less countryside and i dont need to go through any to get to the nearest shoe shop.


dave

 

[gentlegreen]

It's not a troll, I'm serious. Every time someone is bimbling along at 30 and braking sharply every time they come to a bend or because there's a car on the other side of the road driving towards them it's a woman. Every time someone panics and stops in the middle of the road, it's a woman.
.

or me.

Were you by any chance inconvenienced by an ancient red Peugeot last August when I was out and about your manor ?

Of course the key advantage of an ancient car is that you don't mind stuffing it in hedges (within reason).

 

[Bakunin]

But when you're driving behind them, trying to get on with your daily business and they're driving at 20mph and braking for bends it's an utter (and dangerous) pain in the arse.

To be fair, this is true.

They are causing an obstruction, but they may well be tourists (evildoers that tourists are) who simply don't know the road and so are less confident. I've noticed that it's usually tourists who pootle along slowly for that reason.

The ones that really annoy me (from the slowly-pootling-along brigade) are the ones who think they can get a motorhome down a rural road that was originally intended for a horse and cart and thus get hopelessly stuck, thereby blocking the road for hours at a time when common sense would have told them to take another route.

 

[Herbsman.]

There should be an extra module in the driving test called 'Know the width of your vehicle' for ditsy fucking women.

5 cars (including mine) now have scratches all down the side of them because some stupid bint, with a shoe catalogue where her brain should be, panicked because there was actually traffic coming the other way and stopped her convertible sports car in the middle of the narrow road. This meant that everyone had to crawl past her, getting scratches down the side of their cars from the bushes and trees in the hedgerows. Still it makes a change from the daft bimbo's of all ages who feel it neccessary to brake every time there's a car coming the other way.

Rascist

wait, no... erm

missojinnist

 

[madzone]

Rascist

wait, no... erm

missojinnist

That's mrsojinnist to you

 

[Upchuck]

Women drivers are better than Chinese/Asian drivers

innit

 

[madzone]

Women drivers are better than Chinese/Asian drivers

innit

We don't have any of them round here

 

[trashpony]

One of my friends is a pilot. BA told her she was too short to be able to fly their planes so she flys for Emirates instead. Which is odd because they have the same sort of planes. Perhaps they give her a booster cushion

 

[Herbsman.]

Women drivers are better than Chinese/Asian drivers

innit

RASCIST!!!

 

[geminisnake]

One does not cancel out the other. White van men are the spawn of satan and should be banned. Women should just recieve extra training.

Fuck off love I know how wide my car is. There are plenty men out there seem to think coz they're in a 4x4 NONE of the laws apply to them

As for twats of both sexes that don't know how to use a friggin' roundabout

 

[Wilson]

theres plenty of women round my way that do the same in their 4x4s

But when you're driving behind them, trying to get on with your daily business and they're driving at 20mph and braking for bends it's an utter (and dangerous) pain in the arse.

it wouldnt be a problem if you didnt drive so close to the back of their car though would it.

really this whole thread is about your impatience, as the op demonstrates you were so desperate to pass the poor woman quickly you drove your car into a hedge and now youre blaming her as though she somehow took control of your car with the power of her mind and forced it hedgewards.

 

[T & P]

A thread in the Knobbing and Sobbing forum titled "fucking woman drivers" would have been so much more stimulating...

 

[Pickman's model]

A thread in the Knobbing and Sobbing forum titled "fucking woman drivers" would have been so much more stimulating...

it would be a great big car crash of a thread

 

[DotCommunist]

Originally Posted by madzone
One does not cancel out the other. White van men are the spawn of satan and should be banned. Women should just recieve extra training.





class hatred

 

[madzone]

I'm quite frankly disappointed in the turnout

 

[bigbry]

It's no wonder women can't judge distances when us men tell them that THAT (holds index finger and thumb wide apart) is nine inches !