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classic.. had me in stitches :D
 
I was in my local - none of the women had ever seen Karate Kid or ever heard of Ralph Maccio.

Damn I felt old.
 
I've always found it funny that England laid their hopes on young Rooney. God knows what that boy is feeling now, give him a break ffs. If England had performed as a team they'd be in the finals by now. England-good on paper, shit in reality.
 
N_igma said:
I've always found it funny that England laid their hopes on young Rooney. God knows what that boy is feeling now, give him a break ffs.

I'm hoping he's feeling like retiring from international football forever and perhaps persuing a career as a professional hubcap thief.
 
pk said:
I'm hoping he's feeling like retiring from international football forever and perhaps persuing a career as a professional hubcap thief.

Very funny...erm not! Why am I trying to apologise for him anyway? I despise England and I'm so happy they're out. And I know "Norn Iron" or Ireland didn't even get through but I don't give a fuck cos them English bastards got put out! Happy days! :D
 
pk said:
Bumped.

True to form, the fucking petulant cunt ruined everything.

Anyone who supports Man Ure should be hanging their heads in shame at the traditional display of Ferguson-inspired fuckwittery that stems back to Roy Keane and even Eric Cuntona, unable to view the tournament as a showcase for British football but instead showing all the class of a hubcap thieving Oasis fan by shoving that Karate Kid lookalike, even after a blatant foul that was in the process of being no more than a yellow card offence, in plain view of the referee.

From metatarsal to mega-arsehole, the hopes of a nation are dashed because of the infantile behaviour of one player.

Goes to show why England are viewed as such hot-headed twats abroad in these kind of games, but instead of aiming my wrath at the Portugese who were clever enough to push Rooney's button and get him to chuck the toys out of the pram, I lay the blame squarely on the shoulders of the fat pikey sunburned cunt. My only regret is that Carvalho didn't snap his fucking metatarsal into two pieces again, to shag Ferguson's team for the best part of the Premiership season.

With any luck, karma will play its part and he'll be permanently fucked up before too long.

And if I see his stupid illiterate bint girlfriend on TV advertising some kind of chav product in the next six months I'm probably going to need a new TV after putting my foot through the fucking thing.

But fuck it, we got further than the Welsh or Scots could ever dream of getting, so I don't know why so many of them are rejoicing, at least Ireland were cheering England on even though historically they have been fucked over far more than Wales or Scotchland ever were by the English, but I guess that's because Ireland have made something of themselves and don't suffer from a sad identity crisis... :p

Fuck Rooney.


you are a stupid sexist idiot for slagging off Rooneys girlfriend.

i'm guessing that you don't have a girlfriend
 
cba said:
you are a stupid sexist idiot for slagging off Rooneys girlfriend.

i'm guessing that you don't have a girlfriend

Actually I do, and she speaks English properly and works for a living, unlike that shithead Rooney keeps cheating on.
 
fair play to him; he's my vote for man of the match

only one who had the balls to push that arsewipe ronaldo

i didn't bet on this one
 
Rooney only pushed Ronaldo after Ronaldo tried to cheat verbally to the ref and convince the ref that Rooney stood on the other players balls on purpose not because he was trying to gain possession of the ball.
 
If you look at the replays Rooney was trying to get the ball, he had his back to the other player when he "allegedly" stepped on his nuts
 
cba said:
If you look at the replays Rooney was trying to get the ball, he had his back to the other player when he "allegedly" stepped on his nuts

If you look at the replay, the simpleton twat shoved the Portugese player right in front of the referee, and deserved being sent off like the useless prick he is.

I really sincerely hope some kind of injury puts him out of the Premiership... maybe Sven can smash both his ankles with a lump hammer on the plane home.
 
he shoved ronaldo because ronaldo was cheating.

ronaldo was trying to convince the ref that rooney stepped on the mans nuts on purpose.

and he didnt

it was ronaldo who was the cheat not rooney, and it didn't help that they both play for man u
 
cba said:
he shoved ronaldo because ronaldo was cheating.

ronaldo was trying to convince the ref that rooney stepped on the mans nuts on purpose.

and he didnt

it was ronaldo who was the cheat not rooney, and it didn't help that they both play for man u

Rooney was at fault, Ronaldo knows full well what a remedial cunt Rooney is and ran up to the referee to wind Rooney up.

Any professional footballer would have taken a step back and waitied for the referee's decision, but no, the big eared baby-faced cunt had to act like a three year old and get sent off.
 
Rooney did not step on the other players bollocks on purpose, he was trying to gain possession of the ball.

Ronaldo was at fault he tried to verbally cheat.

and the portuguese fuckers took advantage of the courtesy rule to break up play
 
What remedial institution did this arsehole who goes under the moniker of 'PK' step out of? (is it a short form for PRICK possible?) Because really the men in white coats should rush to put him back in. He's a complete and utter witless, clueless, bigotted, pea-brained arsehole....
 
Jah Oatcake said:
What remedial institution did this arsehole who goes under the moniker of 'PK' step out of? (is it a short form for PRICK possible?) Because really the men in white coats should rush to put him back in. He's a complete and utter witless, clueless, bigotted, pea-brained arsehole....

Oh look - a Man Ure fan...
 
There's been a lot of people fucking around with the "Wayne Rooney" entry on Wikipedia today.

Someone substituted a picture of Shrek for Rooney's picture at one stage, and someone else gave this offering:
although the 2005-06 season has seen Rooney playing both centrally and on the left and right planks (because he is completely two-faced). He hates the number 8 shirt for his club, and is generally given the number 69 for his missus.

Rooney was brought up in a rough urban area of eastern Liverpool called Croxteth, where he and his two brothers never attended the local De La Salle Catholic School.
I think the most succinct alteration, however, was this one.
 
your team under peformed, thats it end of story. Stop blaming a 20 year old boy for the whole teams misfortunes. neither of those teams were going to score lastnight, and rooney never missed the penalties.
 
I thought England were much better after Rooney went off and they were down to 10 men. Too much was asked of him. If they had played 4-4-2 with him and Crouch up front they would have won yesterday. Portugal were poor.
 
bertifrew said:
your team under peformed, thats it end of story. Stop blaming a 20 year old boy for the whole teams misfortunes. neither of those teams were going to score lastnight, and rooney never missed the penalties.

If he'd not been sent off, we'd have won, IMO.

Let's hope this is the end of the nation's obsession with the over-rated cunt.
 
Top thread since the bump.PK I salute you for saying what everyone has been thinking and is to scared to admit, The guy is basically a petulant child, who if he wasnt that good at kicking round a ball full of air would probably be pleasuring himslef at Her Majesty's.

At the end of the day tho, he shouldnt have gone in the first place! When was the last time he scored for England????
 
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