Fuck me iv just been made the offer of a lifetime

[Onket]

GAYlordo would be better.

I am a child.

 

[Kanda]

Isnt it pronounced GAYlardo?

(Apparently this is true.. not taking the piss!)

Yes, it is

 

[dolly's gal]

but, but, it's yellow...!

 

[Treebeak]

but, but, it's yellow...!

The BEST lambo colour EVA!!!

 

[damnhippie]

holy jesus, have fun!

my ex's dad had a fiat punto. s'not the same really is it?

 

[Griff]

The BEST lambo colour EVA!!!

Nah!

 

[moomoo]

I really don't get all this excitement

A car is a car is a car.

Isn't it?

My little boy gets all excited when he sees flashy cars. I just look at them and think "well that's a bit crap - you'd never get the shopping in the boot and where would the kiddy seat go".

Guess it must be a boy thing............................

 

[Griff]

I really don't get all this excitement

A car is a car is a car.

Isn't it?

Burn her!!!

 

[Kanda]

I really don't get all this excitement

A car is a car is a car.

Isn't it?

My little boy gets all excited when he sees flashy cars. I just look at them and think "well that's a bit crap - you'd never get the shopping in the boot and where would the kiddy seat go".

Guess it must be a boy thing............................

Go back to Suburban and talk about knitting, kittens and tampons!!! Now Dammit!!!

 

[moomoo]

Go back to Suburban and talk about knitting, kittens and tampons!!! Now Dammit!!!

I think that would be best!

 

[geminisnake]

Nah!

That is SOOOOOOOOO COOL!!

No moomoo, it's not just a boy thing
The yellow one is ok, but the one above is better
It's a happy looking car!

 

[Griff]

That is SOOOOOOOOO COOL!!

Tell me about it! A lime green Miura is just too fucking cool for words.

Get a lotto ticket tommorow

 

[Pieface]

Guess it must be a boy thing............................

nah - I'd fucking LOVE to drive that thing

I get that cars are bad for the planet etc etc

But getting to drive one of those would be fucking brilliant...a treat -owning one isn't for me but Santa's getting a one off go and that's kind of better I think - he's not the nobber driving the kid to school in it every morning.

 

[Kanda]

nah - I'd fucking LOVE to drive that thing

Gimme a shout if you get the chance, I'll show you where the headlight switch is

xx

 

[Strumpet]

However, I expect i probably take the missus and go to Paris for dinner .......

Although.......if you take Yetman everyone will think the Oasis boys are off on hols togeva.

 

[Pieface]

Gimme a shout if you get the chance, I'll show you where the headlight switch is

xx

you cunt

I had that problem with a fucking hire car today.

Was in the same place wasn't it?

 

[Kanda]

Awww, poor Pieface

 

[Final]

Nice.

My dad does something similar 3 or 4 times a year.

Flys to germany / italy, picks up a porche / merc / etc from the factory (or thereabouts) then drives it back to the UK. All expenses paid and he gets to hit the autobahn.

He loves it.

 

[Griff]

I never see jobs like that advertised.

 

[Geri]

I'd be embarrassed to be seen in a car like that.

 

[extra dry]

just do not crash, or have it nicked, or scrached, or dinged

 

[guinnessdrinker]

and but also

Please drive carefully santa

*god I'm such a mum now *

nothing to do with being mumsy. he just does not want to encounter the ire of the man, should he as much dent the body of the car, never mind crash.

just be very careful where you park it.....

 

[guinnessdrinker]

Go back to Suburban and talk about knitting, kittens and tampons!!! Now Dammit!!!

a car is a car is a car and I do not knit, have kittens and famously do use tampons. now what about some train porn, instead?

 

[Griff]

nothing to do with being mumsy. he just does not want to encounter the ire of the man, should he as much dent the body of the car, never mind crash.

just be very careful where you park it.....

 

[Pie 1]

I'd be embarrassed to be seen in a car like that.

Believe me, once you we're in it, you seriously wouldn't give a flying fuck

 

[Onket]

Fixed it for you.

 

[loud 1]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

 

[J77]

Wow. I'm completely underwhelmed, thanks Wookey

 

[Idaho]

I don't really have much of a desire to drive fast sports cars. Would get into having some ludicrous humvee type thing though.

 

[dlx1]

don't ask don't get

Can I have a go please