Fuck Liverpool
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The thing is that Zed starts these threads thinking that he's some kind of witty 'man of the people,' knocking us dead with his finely tuned assortment of tired cliches and sub Bobby Davro-rants. He's convinced that it's only 'pc zealots' or 'wiberals' that won't find him funny.
Trouble is, the people keep speaking on threads like this very one; they find Zed about as funny, progressive and witty as the average Pontin's yellow coat. The whole idea of Zed being given ground to rant is about as popular and appetising a prospect as being offered a blow job from Robert Kilroy Silk....
Trouble is, the people keep speaking on threads like this very one; they find Zed about as funny, progressive and witty as the average Pontin's yellow coat. The whole idea of Zed being given ground to rant is about as popular and appetising a prospect as being offered a blow job from Robert Kilroy Silk....
magneze
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tarannau said:The thing is that Zed starts these threads thinking that he's some kind of witty 'man of the people,' knocking us dead with his finely tuned assortment of tired cliches and sub Bobby Davro-rants. He's convinced that it's only 'pc zealots' or 'wiberals' that won't find him funny.
Trouble is, the people keep speaking on threads like this very one; they find Zed about as funny, progressive and witty as the average Pontin's yellow coat. The whole idea of Zed being given ground to rant is about as popular and appetising a prospect as being offered a blow job from Robert Kilroy Silk....
JKKne said:
or an attention-seeking tool trying to be controversial
dirtysanta
Original Casual
zed said:I've just about had enough of Liverpool stealing things they don't deserve. It's like the ethos of their populations hubcap obsession has pervaded the football team.
They somehow win a cup final in 2001 when totally, totally outplayed by a much superior Arsenal team. Then they get given a lesson in how to play football by actually passing the ball by a Milan team for 45 minutes ...and who then start mentally booking their holidays, allowing a jammy Liverpool team to contrive a comeback and another dodgy penalty win.
Then yesterday, they don't even have the good grace and style to see that they were overrun by a plucky team of underdogs who, while they were getting lucky in Istanbul last year, West Ham were completing a fixture list that included vists to exotic places like Crewe and Coventry ......and to allow what the majority of the population wanted, which was to see a real cockney knees-up after a bravura performance from my jellied-eel eating cousins over in the East End.
Yet another superior team on the day getting swagged by the flukiest football team in the history of the game. West Ham were, like so many other teams before them, robbed. Actually, come to think of it, like so many people before them.
Which conveniently brings me to their permed hair loving, theiving, work dodging scally fans. What a bunch of spoilt, up their own arses, over romanticised wankers they are too. Liverpool Football Club are the English version of the German football team. Soaked in luck, the pair of them.
And then ......as if my weekend wasn't already ruined, I turn on the telly and see Amanda Platell, head of cuntdom and feature writing at the Daily Mail, is reviewing the sunday papers on Sunday AM. Who the fuck is interested in what that twinset and pearl wearing middle class, elitist cunt thinks? Not fucking me.
So anyway, in summary ....fuck Liverpool. And fuck Amanda Platell too.
From this point on, I hate Liverpool, Liverpudlians, anyone who has ever lived in Liverpool, anyone with an 'L' in their name or the names of any of their relatives and anyone who has a pool in their garden.
as a life long Man U supporter i have to agree.
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
The thing is, he's so rubbish I wonder if he's reverse-trolling or something, I mean, nobody can think that is even mildly amusing, can they?Dubversion said:or an attention-seeking tool trying to be controversial
sleaterkinney said:
god knows, but 10 /10 for his persistence
dirtysanta
Original Casual
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LOL, the lovely thing about it, Liverpol have virtually always played for ninety minutes, not eighty five, not eighty eight but the full ninety minutes plus that little bit for injury time. When other teams wilt and slow, that is when Liverpool are at their most dangerous.. and it goes back years and years. The man that started it, Bill Shankly, complete total football. the work rate and speed of those guys, magic.. and it took a lot of teams a long time to realsie why and how, and try and catch up.
How many times have they won the various cups, from European down to player of the year... have a look and then talk about luck, or good fortune or being in the right place at the right time.
The lovely thing, they keep beating Chelsea in the important games....
How many times have they won the various cups, from European down to player of the year... have a look and then talk about luck, or good fortune or being in the right place at the right time.
The lovely thing, they keep beating Chelsea in the important games....
I fucking hate stupid fucking football cliches like that. Of course liverpool play for ninety fucking minutes. BUT SO DO EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE CUNTING WORLD. There's some things in football called rules, and one of these is that the game lasts for ninety minutes (plus the aforementioned little bit of injury time). Furthermore, in their last game liverpool failed utterly at playing for ninety minutes, by playing for over 2 hours! So you managed to state the obvious and still be wrong! You stupid cunt!
K_s, You have just displayed the complete and total misundestanding of a post, I can only, hopefully atitribute this to your never having attended a football match in your short, sheltered and miserable exsistence.
I had hoped I phrased the post in a clearly understandable and legible form of the english language, but in your case I was greatly mistaken. I would recommend a brief refresher for your reading skills and maybe someone can sit with you next time and explain the difficult parts.
if you are suffering from a form of colic or possible wind from rushing your last bottle you have my sincere wishing for a speedy recovery, But,again , I am perplexed how you have manged to escape from the village for so long, I am sure they are missing their idiot and I can only advise you to wander into the locl police station and they will give you the necessary lift home. As you are no doubt aware, transport for the disadvantaged is free, I am sure they will contact your carer and tet them know you have come to no harm, yet.
I had hoped I phrased the post in a clearly understandable and legible form of the english language, but in your case I was greatly mistaken. I would recommend a brief refresher for your reading skills and maybe someone can sit with you next time and explain the difficult parts.
if you are suffering from a form of colic or possible wind from rushing your last bottle you have my sincere wishing for a speedy recovery, But,again , I am perplexed how you have manged to escape from the village for so long, I am sure they are missing their idiot and I can only advise you to wander into the locl police station and they will give you the necessary lift home. As you are no doubt aware, transport for the disadvantaged is free, I am sure they will contact your carer and tet them know you have come to no harm, yet.
zed said:I've just about had enough of Liverpool stealing things they don't deserve. It's like the ethos of their populations hubcap obsession has pervaded the football team.
They somehow win a cup final in 2001 when totally, totally outplayed by a much superior Arsenal team. Then they get given a lesson in how to play football by actually passing the ball by a Milan team for 45 minutes ...and who then start mentally booking their holidays, allowing a jammy Liverpool team to contrive a comeback and another dodgy penalty win.
Then yesterday, they don't even have the good grace and style to see that they were overrun by a plucky team of underdogs who, while they were getting lucky in Istanbul last year, West Ham were completing a fixture list that included vists to exotic places like Crewe and Coventry ......and to allow what the majority of the population wanted, which was to see a real cockney knees-up after a bravura performance from my jellied-eel eating cousins over in the East End.
Yet another superior team on the day getting swagged by the flukiest football team in the history of the game. West Ham were, like so many other teams before them, robbed. Actually, come to think of it, like so many people before them.
Which conveniently brings me to their permed hair loving, theiving, work dodging scally fans. What a bunch of spoilt, up their own arses, over romanticised wankers they are too. Liverpool Football Club are the English version of the German football team. Soaked in luck, the pair of them.
And then ......as if my weekend wasn't already ruined, I turn on the telly and see Amanda Platell, head of cuntdom and feature writing at the Daily Mail, is reviewing the sunday papers on Sunday AM. Who the fuck is interested in what that twinset and pearl wearing middle class, elitist cunt thinks? Not fucking me.
So anyway, in summary ....fuck Liverpool. And fuck Amanda Platell too.
From this point on, I hate Liverpool, Liverpudlians, anyone who has ever lived in Liverpool, anyone with an 'L' in their name or the names of any of their relatives and anyone who has a pool in their garden.
Is this what it's come to in these parts? You sad southern fuck. We played shit. Last thing I saw was the team with the trophy. Not sure if that would have been more enjoyable than a cockney cunt crying, guess I'll find out tomorrow when the sad cunts will be on the box pretending they deserved to win what we have 5 times.
Tricky Mickey
regular as clockwork
To quote Shankly, "The more we practice, the luckier we get."
I love it when people slag off scousers with the hubcap/giro/perm/shelly line. They're like those student/office bore type cunts that repeat catch-phrases off Little Britain and think, in a delusion without boundaries, that it makes them funny.
Let's be sympathetic to the clueless cunts.
Nah, let's not.
Fucking FA Cup. Last minute goal by the captain. Win on pens. Get in there.
I love it when people slag off scousers with the hubcap/giro/perm/shelly line. They're like those student/office bore type cunts that repeat catch-phrases off Little Britain and think, in a delusion without boundaries, that it makes them funny.
Let's be sympathetic to the clueless cunts.
Nah, let's not.
Fucking FA Cup. Last minute goal by the captain. Win on pens. Get in there.
Tricky Mickey said:
That was Jack Nicklaus.
corporate whore
oh, thought you were dead
TaylorJohn said:
Is this what it's come to in these parts? You sad southern fuck. We played shit. Last thing I saw was the team with the trophy. Not sure if that would have been more enjoyable than a cockney cunt crying, guess I'll find out tomorrow when the sad cunts will be on the box pretending they deserved to win what we have 5 times.
*waves at skyscraper*
We've missed ya!
Nice one.
btw was watching Sky's coverage of the final last night. Andy Gray = x 10000..
Penalty shootout...
Reina saves the first one.
Andy Gray - ooooh Reina was miles off his line then.... Slow motion reveals Reina took half a step off the line.
Similar thing happens with Shaka on his Sami save...
Gray says fuck all.
Gray's voice getting more quieter and more resigned throughout the penalties.
Funniest part - West Ham player steps up to take a penalty "Go on son" says Gray!
Blue nose twat!
btw was watching Sky's coverage of the final last night. Andy Gray =
x 10000..Penalty shootout...
Reina saves the first one.
Andy Gray - ooooh Reina was miles off his line then.... Slow motion reveals Reina took half a step off the line.
Similar thing happens with Shaka on his Sami save...
Gray says fuck all.
Gray's voice getting more quieter and more resigned throughout the penalties.
Funniest part - West Ham player steps up to take a penalty "Go on son" says Gray!
Blue nose twat!
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Zed, I hope that you, your family, your friends and everyone you've ever known all die of brain tumours. And that Liverpool win the Premiership next season.
Dr. Furface
One small step for me
Premiership games don't end in penalty shoot-outs so they've got no chance of winning that!goldenecitrone said:Zed, I hope that you, your family, your friends and everyone you've ever known all die of brain tumours. And that Liverpool win the Premiership next season.
Stobart Stopper
Well-Known Member
Nothing better than an abusive newbie!TaylorJohn said:
Is this what it's come to in these parts? You sad southern fuck. We played shit. Last thing I saw was the team with the trophy. Not sure if that would have been more enjoyable than a cockney cunt crying, guess I'll find out tomorrow when the sad cunts will be on the box pretending they deserved to win what we have 5 times.
