frocks n bruises

[D]

Just leave it. Give off an air of mystery innit... girly dress with fuck off bruises. They could prolly do with some airing anyhow.

This my style basically every day, on a bicycle. Well, when I'm not wearing training clothes.

 

[dodgepot]

stop doling out blowjobs in carparks.

 

[Stig]

Draw a circle round it and a gert big smiley face on it in marker!

 

[Louloubelle]

over the knee socks are quite the thing at the moment
Prada do a great line, although rather pricey, but you can get less expensive brands and they look rather fetching IMO

 

[D]

stop doling out blowjobs in carparks.

But how will I gain my fame and fortune? My legit show only runs for a month in theaters.

 

[Firky]

pink kneel pads

 

[Firky]

i have my mates wedding on Sunday will conceal the bruises and wear dark stockings. I am wearing a very sexy black dress that exposes the back. Its to die for and I will cast unto stone all who look at me

Does that mean on Monday we're going to get faux philosopical musings from yourself about love?

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Does that mean on Monday we're going to get faux philosopical musings from yourself about love?

heh.


dont worry about it foo...everyone will be looking at the bride...i always worry about shit like that too, but the saying is true that the bride is who everyone is always looking at. dont worry, your knees will be fine naked.

 

[upinsmoke]

rah!

stockings are odd minnie, i don't like the clip things, they dig in to my flesh.

cheesy, bruises from day to day wear and tear.....care to elabourate?

Hold ups then, no clips.

 

[Strumpet]

<holds hand right up>
Oh oh oh Miss! I know! I know!

Plasters!
<smug>

Seriously though, you can get brilliant make up that is meant for camouflage. The one we sell is by Grimas (about £4.50ish) and is used for everything from tattoo cover ups to birth mark covering, burn scars etc.VERY good stuff.

Google, see if they have a store selling it or similar near you?

 

[moose]

Just leave it - if anyone comments, burst into tears and sob that you don't want to talk about it, or wink lasciviously.

 

[foo]

another top suggestion there moose.

so. i'm going with the winking lasciviously...while standing on a table singing 'whoops up side your head'

sorted.

 

[moose]

Ah, maybe if you sit on the ground, rowing, you'll be able to pull the hem down over your bruises

 

[kittyP]

My legs are always so bruised from work that I never wear skirts with out tights.

I would go for being very over dramatic if someone mentions it and crying or making up some elaborate story...

...that or the tattoo plasters, they are FTW!