Take her to the Nag's Head on Whitechapel High Street ...
An old-man's pub thats been turned into a cut-price lap dancing club ... thoroughly grim in pretty much every respect ...
This will ensure that her opinion of you is rock-bottom before you even get started, which is obviously a good thing as you standing can only improve from there. Take her to the Ivy for a first date, and you’ll spend the duration of your relationship failing expectations miserably.
Can some “loverly ladezz” comment on the effectiveness (or otherwise) of this strategy ???