Frank Lumpalard and West Ham fans.

[mattie]

yes. at last! a west ham thread!

who do we want to stay?

green, noble, tevez, neill, collins.

mccartney looks kind of OK. zamora can stay too I guess.

anybody else?

oooh, ashton. been so long I forgot him.

Reo-Coker

*sniggers*

Seriously, alongside the others I would try to keep Upson and Bowyer

 

[tommers]

Reo-Coker

*sniggers*

Seriously, alongside the others I would try to keep Upson and Bowyer

well, nobody will buy upson after the past couple of months. certainly not for £6 million. Bowyer might be good in the championship I spose.

The next question then is who WILL stay...

um... I have no idea.... I know tevez will go. After that... not a scooby.

 

[kained&able]

Right i've been waiting to do this for time and jacking a lumpard tyhread is perfect.

so. In the utterly unlikely event we go down i see this happening.

Gk

Green off if someone takes him.
Carrol stay unless no one take green.
collins stay
dailey stay
davenport who knows. did we really sign him?
Anton off
Gabbidon dunno probabley stay though
konchesky off unless curbs gets sacked
mcratney stay
neil confuses me.
pantsil off
spector stay
upson HA
Benuyon off
boa morte off
bowyer stay to torment me
etherington not sure off i guess though someone shit will come in for him
mullins stay
noble stay becomes a legend
quashie stay
reo-coker off
ashton off in jan
cole dunno
harewood off i hope
kepa is he on loan? he can stay though maybe. He looks like dean ashton at least
sheringham off
zamora stay
tevez off no matter what.

so i reckon. Green, anton, reo-coker, etherington, upson, boa morte, benyoun, konchesky. ashton, harewood(please), neil all off at the very least.

dave

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Oh well, see ya tevez. I can't help but feel that signing him when we did was a bit like scoring with Salma Hayek just as your business goes to the wall, you go bankrupt and everyone legs it off.

Imagine if we had signed tevez - and got eggy on board - back in 99 when we'd just finished 5th, had harry in command, and still had all those players.

 

[kained&able]

He will be at coninthions next year and sign for us the year after when we get promoted again or are challenging for europe if we stay up .


dave

 

[Gingerman]

Wish I was as 'fat' as Fwank Never liked the bloke,smug and self satisfied,got an unlikable sense of self-entitlement about him,laughted me bollix off over his reaction to Bartons description of his book " I went to the World Cup,played shit and won fuck all"

 

[Tom A]

Anyone mentioned that Paul Ince also left West Ham for ManUre on, ahem, less than amicable terms? Involved him turning up to a game in a ManUre shirt during one of his last games for the Hammers.

 

[Gingerman]

Anyone mentioned that Paul Ince also left West Ham for ManUre on, ahem, less than amicable terms? Involved him turning up to a game in a ManUre shirt during one of his last games for the Hammers.

I think his agent at the time a certain Ambrose Mendy was responsible for that little stunt,still a dumd thing to do.

 

[kained&able]

Anyone mentioned that Paul Ince also left West Ham for ManUre on, ahem, less than amicable terms? Involved him turning up to a game in a ManUre shirt during one of his last games for the Hammers.

I did! respected by west ham fans my fucking arse! paul ince is a cock.

Zamora is a g.


dave

 

[bigvern]

Dunno about any of this childish shit, not being a hammers fan, but from a neutral's point of view, the guys a fuckin good player. He's highly regarded all over Europe (as a player).

I'd prolly enjoy going back to the cunts who'd mocked me for my weight for years and gloat a bit about the success I'd had once I was clear of them...

28 misses on goal during the last world cup, that makes frank a fuckin good player, I think not tosspot.

 

[London_Calling]

Tottenham do love a Fire Sale, witness Leeds and Robinson and Lennon.

I can imagine Ashton, Greene and a punt on NRC - be rude not to, really.

Of those 3, NRC has to be Fav, imo.

 

[The Pious Pawn]

Indeed, which leaves us to ponder only one thing: who the fuck is Joey Barton?

id have Barton in the england team over lampcarnt any day of the week .

 

[tommers]

Tottenham do love a Fire Sale, witness Leeds and Robinson and Lennon.

I can imagine Ashton, Greene and a punt on NRC - be rude not to, really.

Of those 3, NRC has to be Fav, imo.

hehe. brilliant.

 

[London_Calling]

Not got a lot to offer this time, though. Gardner maybe, though after Davenport we might be pushing our luck . . .

Mido can prob still get a game at Citeh, they're in the Prem of course.

How about our second choice right back Stalteri ?

 

[tommers]

Not got a lot to offer this time, though. Gardner maybe, though after Davenport we might be pushing our luck . . .

Mido can prob still get a game at Citeh, they're in the Prem of course.

How about our second choice right back Stalteri ?

if NRC has to go anywhere then I hope it's tottenham.

I mean that.

 

[Biffo]

Flump warranted a 2/10 for his performance v Newcastle yesterday. His main achievement of the day was putting his boots on the right feet.

 

[London_Calling]

if NRC has to go anywhere then I hope it's tottenham.

I mean that.

I remember we had a very long look at him when he was at Palace. David Pleat obviously assessed him wrongly or took too long about it.

Fwiw, I'd actually be quite excited about him coming to the Lane and I do think it's quite likely.

 

[tommers]

I remember we had a very long look at him when he was at Palace. David Pleat obviously assessed him wrongly or took too long about it.

Fwiw, I'd actually be quite excited about him coming to the Lane and I do think it's quite likely.

NRC has never played for palace. do you mean mk dons?

You're more than welcome to him, to be honest. There may be a decentish player under there somewhere but his form has been absolutely terrible this year and he has, by all accounts, been the architect of much of the squad unrest.

And he can't pass for toffee. He can run about and point though.

I won't be crying when he goes.

 

[mattie]

NRC has never played for palace. do you mean mk dons?

You're more than welcome to him, to be honest. There may be a decentish player under there somewhere but his form has been absolutely terrible this year and he has, by all accounts, been the architect of much of the squad unrest.

And he can't pass for toffee. He can run about and point though.

I won't be crying when he goes.

A pretty fair assessment.

He's not too bad a player, but not as good as he seems to think. He has a habit of giving thoughtful and intelligent responses at interview but then acting the tit in real life. That makes it even less excusable. And he was club captain.

 

[tommers]

A pretty fair assessment.

He's not too bad a player, but not as good as he seems to think. He has a habit of giving thoughtful and intelligent responses at interview but then acting the tit in real life. That makes it even less excusable. And he was club captain.

to be honest I watched the north london derby on saturday and I thought zokora was a much better version of NRC.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

A pretty fair assessment.

He's not too bad a player, but not as good as he seems to think. He has a habit of giving thoughtful and intelligent responses at interview but then acting the tit in real life. That makes it even less excusable. And he was club captain.

Well, Tottenham and him seem a marriage made in heaven, then

 

[London_Calling]

Of course! I assumed Palace because he used to play his home games at Selhurst Park, but, yep, it was the old Wimbledon.

I doubt people will judge NRC to much on the past season. Clubs will look beyond that to the the potential that Wenger and Ferguson saw, and led him to be the U21 captain.

He needs to get away, imo. I'd be very pleased to see him at WHL.