Foster+Partners want to build The Tulip, a 305 metre high tower and viewing platform

Discussion in 'London and the South East' started by editor, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. editor

    editor hiraethified

  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    it looks like a giant cotton bud
     
  3. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    That's a weird looking cock.
     
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  4. littlebabyjesus

    littlebabyjesus one of Maxwell's demons

    First comment under that.

    Indeed.
     
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  5. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    i reckon if it was knocked at *just* the right angle it'd take down a couple of those other towers as it toppled over
     
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  6. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet Administrator

    It’s good to see architecture returning to more traditional phallic symbols after recent nonsense like the Shard, which frankly is some sort of glitch penis.
     
  7. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baṉned: All

  8. skyscraper101

    skyscraper101 0891 50 50 50

    Looks cool. Bring on the futuristic looking towers.
     
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  9. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    you could run a line from that to the shard, like a clothing line, and festoon it with former people who didn't want to expiate their sins in south georgia
     
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  10. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baṉned: All

    Last edited: Nov 19, 2018
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  11. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    Looks like Boris Johnson.

    No it looks like a giant cock.

    That's what I just said.
     
  12. skyscraper101

    skyscraper101 0891 50 50 50

    Looks more like a sperm than a cock.
     
  13. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet Administrator

    Ooh, it's got nodules as well.
     
  14. Dragnet

    Dragnet Well-Known Member

    Might be able to get them frozen off. Something to see the GP about.
     
  15. ricbake

    ricbake working out how

    A bellend with nodules on!
     
  16. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

  17. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    tower of babel (end)
     
  18. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    You lot must have funny looking penises if you think it looks like a dick.

    There is 0% chance that I would ever agree to go up such a thing. I don't get this obsession with high up viewing platforms at all. Things look just fine from the ground.
     
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  19. editor

    editor hiraethified

  20. Dr. Furface

    Dr. Furface One small step for man

  21. Teaboy

    Teaboy It definitely looks brighter over there..

    Yeah, well close City Airport and build houses on it. Its a win win for everyone except the tiny percent of people who actually use City Airport but they're mostly City boys anyway and they can just use Crossrail from Heathrow anyway.
     
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  22. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

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  24. Favelado

    Favelado Half to the Tower, please.

    Just be honest and call it the Schlong. It's even got a fucking foreskin.
     
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  25. Favelado

    Favelado Half to the Tower, please.

    The original Twin Towers attack of course.
     
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  26. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    London skyline is fucked for ever, theres nothing the bankers couldnt do to make it any worse now. Bankers won, London lost
     
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  27. keybored

    keybored #NeverUseTheInternetAgain

    Bin dun.

     
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  28. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    :oops:
     
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    hash tag member

  30. Shippou-Sensei

    Shippou-Sensei 4:1:2.5

    Pity. That bit of land could have been the dildo collection.
     

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