Formula 1 Lacks Any Fuckng Decent Characters..

[The Boy]

I bet you don't have your own comic, though.

And Jarno Trulli makes wine in his spare time*

*Obviously he doesn't. But he does own the vineyard and you can buy the wine in the shops.

 

[DG55]

I liked damon hill.

 

[the B]

Damon Hill was boring.

Jean Alesi - now he's a dude

Even Finnish drivers used to be interesting... Hakkinen came back to the sport after it nearly killed him and had an emotional breakdown in frustration on the side of the track after spinning his car out one time.

Kimi and Alonso need personality injections. The fact they never really had it out on track made this championship even duller than seeing what was the procession of pure racing excellence from Ferrari.