For Derren's Next Trick (Fri 18th)

[fogbat]

Should I risk watching the film on my own?

Depends.

Are you relying on being able to leave the sofa this evening?

 

[DJ Squelch]

my neighbours cat has just come in and sat on my lap. Derren is in conspiracy with the moggies I tell ya.

 

[Awesome Wells]

making someone give up their shoes? bullshit.

 

[quimcunx]

Can you not stand up?

 

[quimcunx]

Depends.

Are you relying on being able to leave the sofa this evening?

I don't normally.

 

[Pip]

Isn't hypnotism banned on tv anyway?

 

[quimcunx]

I didn't let myself play.

 

[Pip]

Well. Didn't work on me

 

[not-bono-ever]

I am not stuck to my seat

I am hypno proof

 

[fogbat]

Ah, bless.

I was kind of hoping to be stuck, but it didn't happen

 

[not-bono-ever]

what was on the subliminal shots in the vid - I didnt make them out ?

 

[harpo]

What a pile of cock.

I stood up and down several times and at one stage did a little Irish step dance just to make sure.

 

[DJ Squelch]

I've kicked the cat off & I'm going to the loo. Tuff luck Derren.

 

[cybertect]

zip

nada

[stands up]

 

[quimcunx]

Even on that example in a room with Derren most didn't.

 

[Awesome Wells]

So anyone feel like killing the prime minister of Thailand?

 

[fogbat]

All the best, most creative, clever people will be affected.

 

[Edie]

Nowt. Just like I'll never see a ghost

 

[fogbat]

So anyone feel like killing the prime minister of Thailand?

No more so than before.

 

[Pip]

That explains it then.

 

[quimcunx]

All the best, most creative, clever people will be affected.

 

[not-bono-ever]

All the best, most creative, clever people will be affected.

thats why Im not affected

I have this urge to track down an kill Thatcher NOW though

DIE DIE DIE

 

[moomoo]

Had no effect on us whatsoever.

 

[5t3IIa]

Is he going to flip reverse it and say 'And everyone who DID stand up did an irish jig didn't you? Here's how I made you do that' in a sec?

 

[fogbat]

Social pressure, I suppose.

 

[fogbat]

thats why Im not affected

I have this urge to track down an kill Thatcher NOW though

DIE DIE DIE

So no change, at all?

 

[Wookey]

I have an inexplicable urge to reach for the remote control and turn this shit off.

 

[Epona]

What a pile of shit. I lost all faith in Derren after the lottery debacle anyway.

 

[fogbat]

Are you gay for him, foggers?

And are you drunk?

Belatedly yeah, probably would

 

[DJ Squelch]

I think the new episode of Peep Show aterwards will make me feel stuck to my chair more than this shite.