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Footless Tights - yay or nay?

Haha! Fuck off! That is not true! How would you even go about that?

It IS. I think my friend kept the magazine, I'll try and scan it.

You use one sanitary towel as the sole, then wrap another round the top, like those sandals lifeguards wear.

Foo, you need to step up your game if you want to come up with gems like that.
 
What magazine is this? I have to see this.

This one was in Pick Me UP. It's a new addition to the rubbish tip magazine compendium. Some dickhead called Carly compiles them, the other week she told us to look out for coats with shiny lining so that when the coat gets worn out, you can turn it inside out and have a band new shiny coat!

I'm NOT wearing an inside out coat Carly you tightfisted knobber.
 
Ever wondered what to do with those old pairs of pants you don't wear anymore? Well, I decided to sew up the leg holes, and pin them to the wall. They make perfect hammocks for my cuddly toys and water bottles!

<insert picture of big pair of pants filled with soft toys and evian bottles>
 
we should start a thread about tips for using things to make other things...

our own Carly/Take A Break thread perhaps?

highbrow. :cool:
 
we should start a thread about tips for using things to make other things...

our own Carly/Take A Break thread perhaps?

highbrow. :cool:

I'd like that! I'm going to get my friend to email me the toothpaste one and then I'll start the ball rolling.
 
After this thread getting distracted by the birth of 'The Greatest Thread Ever'TM I now bring it back to the subject of footless tights.

I received my order from tights please yesterday and am wearing one of them today. Delivery speed wasn't bad, especially considering there is a postal strike on around these parts at the moment so it may be even quicker in normal circumstances. And it's free!!!

The tights seem to be of good quality, very good for a fiver anyway. The only problem is that the band at the bottom is *very* tight. This means no hoicking unless I want my legs to look like a string of sausages and also some concern being created about my ankles being fat! I think I may snip them later.

I do feel young and pretty with my footless tights, no idea why and probably don't look it at all.
 
The tights seem to be of good quality, very good for a fiver anyway. The only problem is that the band at the bottom is *very* tight. This means no hoicking unless I want my legs to look like a string of sausages and also some concern being created about my ankles being fat! I think I may snip them later.

I hate the band at the bottom of footless tights, which is why I just hack up a pair of normal tights :o :D
 
I hate the band at the bottom of footless tights, which is why I just hack up a pair of normal tights :o :D

I have a pair of thick nylon tights with skulls on :o
I cut the feet off those so I could wear them last summer, had forgotten about that. It works alright with thick ones.
 
excellent. I shall see if I can recall any ancient readers digest ones (that don't involved charcoal).
 
I hate footless tights... you can't see any leg - what's the point?

Jeans - good for looking at bums
Tights - good for looking at legs
Bare-legged - good for looking at legs
Footless tights - good for nothing, really - bum usually hidden by long top, skirt or dress, legs hidden by what are basically leggings AKA Waynetta Slob.

I can see no good in them. And they make anyone white look really pale.
 
Same as tights in the perving at stakes surely? except you get bonus feet and possibly calf...
 
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