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Footless Tights - yay or nay?

I've just had to google jeggings after coming onto this thread :o

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Never heard of them
 
I didn't fucking wear them did I?:mad: I'm too scared to take them back cos it's asda and I'd have to do it at the food till and everyone will look at me.
 
i'm wearing a lovely blue pair today. :)

not sure if they're footless tights or leggings tbf but they're just above my ankle. i'm not keen on them on my calf. calves even.
 
electrogirl said:
I didn't fucking wear them did I?:mad: I'm too scared to take them back cos it's asda and I'd have to do it at the food till and everyone will look at me.
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make a hanging basket out of them for the garden? :)

foo - giving cheery practical tips since yesterday.
 
I stopped wearing leggings years ago after someone took the piss and told me NOBODY wears leggings any more (plus they were hard to find)

Now it seems everyone's at it again
 
I just don't like wearing calfey ones because my calfs are big and I'm sure them make my TEENY TINY legs look smaller. Although I've given up trying to hide how stupid and small they are.

Ha I said calfs. Calves whatever.
 
or you could take a happy snap of you in those slinky shiny leggings and send it to Peter Jones.

he's sure to want you after that. :cool:

<Big Pete bounces our leccy on his lap>
 
Maybe I'll pitch the idea of wet look pantaloons to him and half way through he'll say, 'stop, just stop there, don't say anything' and he'll get up out of his chair, stroke the hair away from my face and kiss me and then he'll say 'electrogirl, wet look pantaloons are shit idea, I'm OUT, but you? You, I want to be IN' and then he'll pick me up and take me to his yacht.

Maybe yeah?
 
maybe yeah :)

but you missed the bit where he had to pick you up to get you at eye level for him to stroke the hair from your face.

otherwise he'd just look like he was stroking a cat. :(

when having your Peter fantasies in future, please bear in mind - he is a GIANT.
 
You can have them if you want pieface, I don't reckon you're a size 16 though. You've got lovely long pins, I've perved on them more than once.
 
electrogirl said:
That's a novel and lovely idea, you should send it into Take a Break magazine.:)
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They'd give you £20 for that tip foo.

No one ever believes me, but once on one of those top tip pages a woman suggested putting knickers on your head to keep your hair off your face while you're doing make up - AND INCLUDED A PHOTO TO DEMONSTRATE.
 
Pip said:
They'd give you £20 for that tip foo.

No one ever believes me, but once on one of those top tip pages a woman suggested putting knickers on your head to keep your hair off your face while you're doing make up - AND INCLUDED A PHOTO TO DEMONSTRATE.
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brilliant! :D

right, i'm doing that next time i slap-on for a night out, and i'll make all my mates do it too. then we'll send you photo proof on fb Pip. :cool:

edit: hmm, probably not using thongs. i somehow think big pants would work better...? what say you crazy fashionistas?
 
Pip said:
They'd give you £20 for that tip foo.

No one ever believes me, but once on one of those top tip pages a woman suggested putting knickers on your head to keep your hair off your face while you're doing make up - AND INCLUDED A PHOTO TO DEMONSTRATE.
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I believe. One I saw recently suggested

'If you are feeling the pinch and need to tighten those purse strings for your upcoming dinner party, save money on after dinner mints and bypass the After 8s, simply squeeze a tube of toothpaste onto some clingfilm, wrap, and freeze. After a few hours, take it out, slice and serve these refreshing treats to your guests. They'll love how minty fresh it makes their breath and marvel and the uniqueness!'

Then as an end note it said 'only one per guest though'

Yeah cos you're not meant to fucking eat toothpaste you tightfisted LOON.
Pieface said:
I'm not no.

make a capelet.

I fucking LOVE that word.
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Aw that'll be nice, a shiny wet look capelet. Or a shrug perhaps. Or a snood.
 
foo said:
let me be your manager, i'll contact Mr Jones. no, I'LL contact him :mad: you'll be too busy with production an all that...

your logo could be a snooded up owl. :cool:

can you tell why they call me 'The Ideas Person' at work?
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I CAN tell, there are ideas coming out of you like, sparks off a catherine wheel! You're an ideas catherine wheel!

Yes I need to get number crunching though!...oh god..numbers...I'm bored now.
 
electrogirl said:
I believe. One I saw recently suggested

'If you are feeling the pinch and need to tighten those purse strings for your upcoming dinner party, save money on after dinner mints and bypass the After 8s, simply squeeze a tube of toothpaste onto some clingfilm, wrap, and freeze. After a few hours, take it out, slice and serve these refreshing treats to your guests. They'll love how minty fresh it makes their breath and marvel and the uniqueness!'

Then as an end note it said 'only one per guest though'

Yeah cos you're not meant to fucking eat toothpaste you tightfisted LOON.


Aw that'll be nice, a shiny wet look capelet. Or a shrug perhaps. Or a snood.
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:eek: I don't believe you. Surely noone would be so mad? And After 8s aren't even expensive.
 
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